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    Funny Boxing Quotes

    “I like that Bernard Hopkins, at the age of 40, has finally given up on his Halloween executioner costume,” said Larry Merchant.
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    My main objective is to be professional but to kill him. (on Fighting Lennox Lewis, 2002)

    Mike Tyson

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      "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost. "

      Frank Bruno on his win against Oliver McCall

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        "The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters."

        George Foreman
        Last edited by Welter_Skelter; 11-03-2006, 07:37 PM.

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          Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering.
          Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?";
          Norton: "My wife just had a baby.";
          Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it

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            man i cant remember who it was.
            But one time a ring doctor asked a guy hif ge he knew where he was and he said" Damn right i do.. Im in madison square garden gettin the living **** beat out of me.

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              Bob Arum, after his fighter, Iran Barkley, won a fight: "If you think Barkley was mad before the fight, wait until he sees how many people are taking part of his purse

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                George Foreman: "Bob, I can't chase these guys anymore."
                Bob Arum: "George, I cant put it in the contracts that they can't run."

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                  Brian London, answering if he would fight Ali again: "Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg."

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                    #10
                    Flight Attendant: Sir the Captain has asked that ALL passengers fasten their seatbelts
                    ALI: Superman dont NEED no seatbelt
                    Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need NO plane

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