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Anything in red is a sidenote to the poem not actually part of it 
enjoy. it's just for fun. LAWL
WEELLLLLL....
Once upon a time there was a man (yes a man)
A baldy **** with no neck called Carlos
When asked "can you **** up floyd" he said "ICAN!" (yes i can)
"And i'll still **** his wife even if I lose!"
Well Floyd said "**** my wife? i'll **** your wife!"
Carlos said "Get out my face the ****!"
Floyd exclaimed "I'll cut your Badly Ballbag with a knife!"
Carlos said "Yeah right my balls you suck!" (he's mexican and they pronounce **** like that, lol)
Well Zab Judah was listening round the corner (round the corner)
He thought to himself "It's time to do a trick!"
And thinking about what he would do got a boner
Which was so big Floyd saw his big black ****
Well Floyd ran up to Judah's **** and punched it
And Judah screamed and did the chicken dance
Carlos in a display of uncanny mexican wit
Went over and pulled down Judah's pants.
Well Kostya Tszyu was in Wal-Mart buying condoms
Getting ready to **** all three boxer's wives
Cotto, Hatton, Gatti, Margarito and their moms
All got Tszyu and bucked him with their knives
Then everyone went home with a sore butt, LOL
enjoy. it's just for fun. LAWLWEELLLLLL....
Once upon a time there was a man (yes a man)
A baldy **** with no neck called Carlos
When asked "can you **** up floyd" he said "ICAN!" (yes i can)
"And i'll still **** his wife even if I lose!"
Well Floyd said "**** my wife? i'll **** your wife!"
Carlos said "Get out my face the ****!"
Floyd exclaimed "I'll cut your Badly Ballbag with a knife!"
Carlos said "Yeah right my balls you suck!" (he's mexican and they pronounce **** like that, lol)
Well Zab Judah was listening round the corner (round the corner)
He thought to himself "It's time to do a trick!"
And thinking about what he would do got a boner
Which was so big Floyd saw his big black ****
Well Floyd ran up to Judah's **** and punched it
And Judah screamed and did the chicken dance
Carlos in a display of uncanny mexican wit
Went over and pulled down Judah's pants.
Well Kostya Tszyu was in Wal-Mart buying condoms
Getting ready to **** all three boxer's wives
Cotto, Hatton, Gatti, Margarito and their moms
All got Tszyu and bucked him with their knives
Then everyone went home with a sore butt, LOL
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