which boxer would like on your side in a streetfight ?

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  • techn9ne
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    #21
    golota (he'd go straight for the guys nuts)

    tyson (he'd start biting the guys leg and ****)

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    • Fat Shamz
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      #22
      Id have Muhammad Ali back when he was able bodied. THAT guy could talk and walk the walk. But to be honest, i would not mind NEONE watchin my back in a streetfight considering its better than no one.

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      • scap
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        #23
        Imagine this, your in a street fight and these are you three guys...
        Oscar, Vargas, and Felix....your facing some pretty bad dudes and heres what happens.

        Oscar-he looks strong early in the brawl pumping that jab and even breaking the dudes nose with a left hook, but he starts to fade and tries to negotiate a trus, this dude wants no part of a trus he's there to die, so he refuses, Oscar tries to walk away but gets blind sided in the temple, he is down for the count.

        Vargas-is laughing his ass off because of what just took place with Oscar and as he walks up to his guy and he gets caught with a wild left hand just as the fight begins that drops him hard, Vargas gets up but he has no clue where he's at, the guy grabs Nandos head and then bashes it in to a huge green dumpster repeatedly until he is out.

        Tito, can he save face for you or not? Well Tito starts slow with his guy and cannot find the range, in fact about three minutes into the brawl Felix finds himself down four times by punches he just didn't see, he is not hurt however and begins to land monster left hooks to this guys jaw, its obviously busted so Tito asks him in Spanish if he has had enough, the guy is clueless to what Tito says but cries yes, yes.. but Tito doensn't understand what the guy had said and winds up killing him.

        Everyone else flees after they see what Tito has done...Meanwhile Felix walks over to Vargas who is passed out lying beside the green dumpster and begins to piss all over Vargas.

        He then walks over to a groggy Hoya and kicks him in the face with his steel toe boots. While not be able to comfort Tito because you don't speak his language he becomes scared and lonely, he holds up a dime from his pocket and he trys his best to say he needs something larger. You understand him and give him a couple of quarter, he then calls Don Felix and goes home.

        This coming from a guy who loves Oscar!

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        • bigdlb12
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          #24
          C Sandres, if VK could not drop him no one can, :-)

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          • bigdlb12
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            #25
            Originally posted by scap
            Imagine this, your in a street fight and these are you three guys...
            Oscar, Vargas, and Felix....your facing some pretty bad dudes and heres what happens.

            Oscar-he looks strong early in the brawl pumping that jab and even breaking the dudes nose with a left hook, but he starts to fade and tries to negotiate a trus, this dude wants no part of a trus he's there to die, so he refuses, Oscar tries to walk away but gets blind sided in the temple, he is down for the count.

            Vargas-is laughing his ass off because of what just took place with Oscar and as he walks up to his guy and he gets caught with a wild left hand just as the fight begins that drops him hard, Vargas gets up but he has no clue where he's at, the guy grabs Nandos head and then bashes it in to a huge green dumpster repeatedly until he is out.

            Tito, can he save face for you or not? Well Tito starts slow with his guy and cannot find the range, in fact about three minutes into the brawl Felix finds himself down four times by punches he just didn't see, he is not hurt however and begins to land monster left hooks to this guys jaw, its obviously busted so Tito asks him in Spanish if he has had enough, the guy is clueless to what Tito says but cries yes, yes.. but Tito doensn't understand what the guy had said and winds up killing him.

            Everyone else flees after they see what Tito has done...Meanwhile Felix walks over to Vargas who is passed out lying beside the green dumpster and begins to piss all over Vargas.

            He then walks over to a groggy Hoya and kicks him in the face with his steel toe boots. While not be able to comfort Tito because you don't speak his language he becomes scared and lonely, he holds up a dime from his pocket and he trys his best to say he needs something larger. You understand him and give him a couple of quarter, he then calls Don Felix and goes home.

            This coming from a guy who loves Oscar!
            Dude what are you on?

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            • Bumpy Knuckles
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              #26
              mike tyson
              ike ibeabuchi
              roy jones
              mayorga
              jirov
              toney
              tua

              but for real aint to many normal streetfighting dudes that would stand a chance agaisnt a pro boxer, if the boxer is 130 or 250 pound dude it doesnt matter, he will mess your face up

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              • The Fix
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                #27
                old timers: big george and smokin joe.
                now a days : james toney and ike ibeabuchi

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                • Dark Destroyer
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                  #28
                  Mike Tyson - Street fighting is what he can still do best.

                  Ricardo Mayorga - Punches don't have to be pretty in street fighting and he's perfect for it.

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                  • Ranger2408
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by bigdlb12
                    C Sandres, if VK could not drop him no one can, :-)
                    Haseem rahman KOed him for crying out loud dude

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                    • PacKillsMorales
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                      #30
                      george bush.....mig bombers and stealth tactical nukes will surely be enough to end any streetfight

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