DAZN's commentary last night...

[Guest]

I thought it was okay at first, and it wasn't TERRIBLE, but... they. just. did. not. shut. the. fuck. up.

It's like just letting you watch the fucking fight for a SECOND is dead air to these self-regarding twats.

I tell you the two things that made me fall off:


ROUND TEN:
We've just seen Callum Smith's corner, where his trainer says "I'm giving you one more round."

"Sergio, do you think his corner have considered pulling him out?"

"No, not yet."

"No, I don't think so either, but..."


FFS. Open your bastard EARS. They've just fucking SAID THEY ARE. If you're only listening to what shite is coming out of your gob but not taking anything else in, why are you doing the job? The guy JUST SAID he's planning to pull him out at the end of the next round. He just SAID IT. Open your bastard EARS.




ROUND ELEVEN:

"Canelo has won most every round."


"Most?" Sorry? What? Do you mean "ALmost"?? As in... ENGLISH??? What next... "Canelo could care less"?



The bell glistening got wearying after twelve rounds ("And Canelo's cock is looking really juicy tonight") but Jesus (Canelo's trainer) just shut the fuck up for five seconds.

Even when they ran out of shit to say, they'd bring in another cunt. "Here's Joe Calzaghe."


[MASSIVE SATELLITE PAUSE] "Listen... at the end of the day, isn't it?"

"Thanks Joe, great insight."


Fucking Hell, imagine being at a party watching a fight with these cunts.

"Alright, cunt, go and get the drinks in... STFU."




"And here's Callum Smith to talk about the fight."

"Errrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

Yo... your just salty becos smith is a brit and your a brit, u wanted him two win, you prolly had money on it

[Southpawology]

What do you expect from a group of low budget amateur commentators?

[Guest]

What do you expect from a group of low budget amateur commentators?

I expect them to STFU for a minute.

[moochi]

Extremely low budget and told to hold a narrative, it kinda was embarrassing. Funny when they got Andrade on there and he semi told the truth, and then they pulled him back into line.

[Sweet Scions]

Extremely low budget and told to hold a narrative, it kinda was embarrassing. Funny when they got Andrade on there and he semi told the truth, and then they pulled him back into line.

Those glimmers of truth before the offending party is quickly pummeled back into submission are just...*chef's kiss*. And not just DAZN, across the board

[Pigeons]

Brian Kenny is really, really bad. I've never hated Brian Kenny. In fact, I used to like when he was on ESPN and used to go back and forth with Mayweather. That stuff was entertaining. But this, this is horrible. I hate Brian Kenny now. He's not good at this.

Mannix is really bad too. Honestly I'm not a Mora fan either, but I feel bad for him having to sit next to those knobs. Brutal.

[RockyB]

Thank you...... DAZN just became available in Scandinavia and this was my first watch.

Really bugged me, I think it was Brian Kenny(?) coming up with countless examples, being corrected by Mora, saying something no one agreed with, standing by it. Saying something else just assuming everyone would agree when they didnt then getting defensive..........

2/10.

Glad DAZN is here though, Norway is seriously lacking boxing coverage.

[Affogato`]

really miss HBO commentators...

[Jsmooth9876]

Brian Kenney has turned into every other lead commentator on any network that covered boxing. He just blows the main event fighter until the guy basically shoots his load into his mouth ringside.

Where is Lampley and Paulie? They should be working fights

[PunchMeIDareYou]

Brian Kenney has turned into every other lead commentator on any network that covered boxing. He just blows the main event fighter until the guy basically shoots his load into his mouth ringside.

Where is Lampley and Paulie? They should be working fights

What a disgusting image.