Mystic Predictions

[Marchegiano]

I like to do tricks with playing cards, parlor tricks anyone could pick up in maybe a month or two's practice. For me, it's all about the throws (boomerangs), flurries, and shuffles, but, ladies tend to ask if I can read cards, so I picked that up too. That sound like I use it to pick up chick god no I just meant like friends and ****. I don't actually go into town or whatever doing card tricks. If you invited me to play poker or some such one way I might try to get you to believe I actually know what I'm doing is some flurries and throws and **** like that. I gamble like ass though so it's just my pre-game bluff.

Anyway, I use normal playing cards, the "Cat" method, and learned it from Mrs Anna Cortez.

Obviously, not to be taken seriously:



Loma vs Lopez

Loma starts strong early, Lopez will return and they will have a close battle until md-late. It will look as if Loma's about to get another no-mas, but, Lopez will come back late and win by KO.



Barboza vs Saucedo

Barboza pulls ahead early, Saucedo wastes no time catching up to him then making the rest of the fight one sided. Wide UD for Saucedo.



Ritson vs. Vazquez

Close fight but Ritson finds a KO or some other kind of stoppage in his favor.




Wilder - Fury III

Is it going to happen? Yes

Who wins? Damned if I know, seem like maybe Wilder but by ****ery, like DQ or some such similar ****ery.

51/56 pretty damn indeterminable. 17/18 also too close. That's one run and one full deck. Then I discarded the 17/18 run and used other cards for a single run and got 20-11 in favor of Wilder, but, 51/56 and 17/18 were both in favor of Fury. do one Single card, Fury's and so are the next four. I can't really get the damn deck to give me much point spread but I can get it to consistently tell me Fury. The one sizable points spread it gave me was in favor of Wilder but I had a joker in the final...****ery. Whatever consistently Fury but with the larger spread going to Wilder means to you is what the cards actually predicted. Reckon this equals the magic 8's ask me again....which I may include a magic 8 ball too...mystic bull**** of all forms can be included.

I'll carry on card predictions until I no longer give a ****. Might be interesting to see how in/correct they are. I'll get me a magic 8 ball by-and-by as well

[Zaryu]

Very interesting! I'll keep an eye on the predictions today.

[Marchegiano]

Santa Vs Tank:

Tank starts out ahead, by the mid rounds Santa has made a statement, by the end Tank will be coming back but it will be too late.
Santa by decision.


Usyk vs Chisora

Usyk dominates from start to finish. Usyk does very well early maybe even scoring a KD or some other 10/8, mid rounds there's a bit of a fight but Usyk keeps the lead, mid-late Usyk is comfortably dominating, late rounds Chisora rallies but not enough. Chisora might steal a later round at best.

Probably a wide UD but there may be an early KO, either way, winner is Usyk.



That's it for this round of bull****. I'll see what the cards say about the unterfights in a bit.