Could Prime Mike Tyson Beat a Silverback Gorilla?

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  • Luilun
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    #21
    Originally posted by boliodogs
    Animal face off does not know what they are talking about, Gorillas don[t throw punches like a human boxer. Gorillas don't throw hooks, uppercuts or straight punches. A gorilla cannot kill a lion with a punch. That is just make believe fantasy BS by animal face off an has never happened in real life, A gorilla would quickly and easily kill Tyson but not by punching him because gorillas don't fight that way.
    They said that they will give one pounded fist to the spine fracturing the spine. You're a beauty what did you think I meant The Gorilla would be doing the Shoulder roll and land an upper cut

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    • JakeTheBoxer
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      #22
      I don`t think gorillas understand boxing rules. Gorilla won`t punch you, it just tears you up.

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      • Truth Bringer
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        #23
        We get this thread every few months lol

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        • BKM-
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          #24
          This idiotic topic is brought up every couple of months. It's as dumb now as it was since the beginning of Tython's BS story.

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          • HewJohnson
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            #25
            Originally posted by YoungManRumble


            He'd have probably gotten ragdolled beyond belief. I don't think a gorilla would abide by the marquess of queensberry rules

            Holy FOOK their super quick

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            • Cypocryphy
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              #26
              Originally posted by YoungManRumble


              He'd have probably gotten ragdolled beyond belief. I don't think a gorilla would abide by the marquess of queensberry rules
              Dang. Did you see that hang time at 43 seconds? I didn't realize these guys are such athletic freaks.

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              • HewJohnson
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                #27
                Originally posted by BKM-
                This idiotic topic is brought up every couple of months. It's as dumb now as it was since the beginning of Tython's BS story.
                Lmao.

                That’s how arrogant our human species is. We name one of our own the baddest man on the planet, and start believing he can physically dominate a literal apex predator...with his bare fists. Pure comedy.

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                • BKM-
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Cypocryphy
                  Dang. Did you see that hang time at 43 seconds? I didn't realize these guys are such athletic freaks.
                  I honestly didn't think they could jump around like that with such explosiveness and still have that kind of body control. It's easy to forget these Silverbacks are 350-400 pounds too. I thought they were a lot slower and more rusty.

                  By contrast, chimps are like flailing retards. They have no means of fighting effectively against other creatures without using their jaws.
                  Gorilla's seem legit. impressive creatures.

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                  • Cypocryphy
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BKM-
                    I honestly didn't think they could jump around like that with such explosiveness and still have that kind of body control. It's easy to forget these Silverbacks are 350-400 pounds too. I thought they were a lot slower and more rusty.

                    By contrast, chimps are like flailing retards. They have no means of fighting effectively against other creatures without using their jaws.
                    Gorilla's seem legit. impressive creatures.
                    Yeah. Absolutely. I have to say, however, that chimps are hella strong too. Have you seen those with mange? They literally have about one-percent body fat. Ridiculously strong looking. Even if I had to fight one that was toothless, I still wouldn't like my chances. Don't chimps eat each other, too? I could have sworn I read that somewhere.

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                    • Larry the boss
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                      #30
                      this dumb thread has been made over and over again...no he would have been torn limb to limb

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