Could Prime Mike Tyson Beat a Silverback Gorilla?

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  • Rockybigblower
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    #11
    Originally posted by baroidi
    Can Jeep Horn outbox a Kangaroo?
    No.

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    • BirdSong
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      #12
      no but a skinny mma kid just might

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      • Gamer30168
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        #13
        Not a chance. A chimpanzee is astonishingly strong and can easily rip a human's arm right out of the socket...a gorilla is probably 2-3x stronger than a chimp. Neither animal is going to abide by boxing rules either. It would be over for Mike or for anybody else very quickly

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        • Stuntman Mike
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          #14
          Would wald have a chance if he held on for dear life when he was hurt

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          • Luilun
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            #15
            Why stop there ask can he beat King Kong

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            • Luilun
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              #16
              Originally posted by Gamer30168
              Not a chance. A chimpanzee is astonishingly strong and can easily rip a human's arm right out of the socket...a gorilla is probably 2-3x stronger than a chimp. Neither animal is going to abide by boxing rules either. It would be over for Mike or for anybody else very quickly
              On animal face Offs a Gorilla vs Lion is a 50 50 fight one hit from a Gorilla can kill a lion can you imagine what it would do to Mike

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              • boliodogs
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                #17
                What difference would it make if he was prime or not? Why a silverback gorilla instead of a regular gorilla? A gorilla weighs about 400 pounds and is many times stronger than the strongest man. No man has any chance to beat a gorilla in a fight. A gorilla is not going to box Tyson. It would tear him up and bite his throat out. This is the second time I have read this silly thread. Just because Tyson had some ****** idea he could KO a gorilla doesn't mean he could do it, Prime Tyson would also lose a fight with a lion, a grizzly bear, an elephant or a killer whale or Douglas or Holyfield.

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                • Rear Hook
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                  #18
                  This question was already asked and answered in this very forum.
                  If anyone wants a laugh, please search "catskills23" and you'll find the discussion. It is pure gold
                  The right answer is of course: are you ****ing kidding me!?

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                  • Enzo Mc is SHIT
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                    #19
                    Yes. The gorilla would fail to understand the rules of boxing and get disqualified.

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                    • boliodogs
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Luilun
                      On animal face Offs a Gorilla vs Lion is a 50 50 fight one hit from a Gorilla can kill a lion can you imagine what it would do to Mike
                      Animal face off does not know what they are talking about, Gorillas don[t throw punches like a human boxer. Gorillas don't throw hooks, uppercuts or straight punches. A gorilla cannot kill a lion with a punch. That is just make believe fantasy BS by animal face off an has never happened in real life, A gorilla would quickly and easily kill Tyson but not by punching him because gorillas don't fight that way.

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