Deontay Wilder shocking news!

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Just having a little fun on my lunchbreak

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Are you related to Anorak? Whose alt is this?

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Are you related to Anorak? Whose alt is this?

No. That’s Joe’s alt. Been confirmed

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TUSCALOOSA, AL — In a shocking new development, Deontay Wilder’s brother, Marcellus, has revealed that in addition to the dent that was found in Deontay’s head during his recent autopsy, doctors have also discovered that he has no brain. “This condition is virtually unknown in the annals of medical history til this day”; said one astounded doctor. Marcellus claims emphatically that this latest development was due to the use of “gipsy magic”, he said in a recent twitter post. Dantae’s Boxing Nation also posted a video as of this afternoon which theorized how this might have happened. The video claims that Fury’s gloves in the second fight were actually sledgehammers that had been disguised by a futuristic cloaking devise using advanced technology. Fury’s team did not immediately comment on the latest development, but refused to rule out legal action when pressed on the matter.

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Just having a little fun on my lunchbreak

Fact Check: There are now two known cases of No Brain Syndrome

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Fact Check: There are now two known cases of No Brain Syndrome

Thanks; I shouldn’t have written this then. It was meant to be funny knowing, of course, Wilder has a brain but I found his and his team’s excuses to be a waste of time and bordering on pathetic.

I should have done some quick research before using that as the basis of my joke.

I hope you understand, for that reason, I will be taking down my original post. Because I don’t want to joke about some real tragic stuff.

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Football Football Football Football Football

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The thug life version of Johnny Mnemonic he stores Lean in his brain. Unlimited supply for the hood! The Japanese mafia say it’s more gangsta than Lucy’s plot. I think Wilder tried surgery for this