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  • !! Anorak
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    Audley Harrison withdraws from fight...

    Somewhat disappointed to learn that boxing's funniest man, Audley Harrison - the man who grew up in the tough ****** while studying for a degree - has withdrew from his date next week due to the death of his Godfather.

    Audley was due to fight the highly-regarded Domonic Jenkins, a man with an impressive 9-5-1 record, with three big wins by way of knockout. If Audley had taken on the fight and prevailed, he would have become only the third man to stop Jenkins.

    I look forward to seeing Audley if and when he returns to the ring, as comedy is always guaranteed. Tupac, Tupac!

  • DiegoFuego
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    #2
    when's Audley's music video comin out

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    • DiegoFuego
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      #3
      his rap name should be A-Son

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      • !! Anorak
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        #4
        Originally posted by DiegoFuego
        his rap name should be A-Son
        More like A-sole.

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        • Southpaw Stinger
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          #5
          More like A-sole.
          LOL!

          Canceling a fight because of the death of his godfather? I didn't even go to my godfathers funeral, I was too busy getting pissed.

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          • Hitman932
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            #6
            his fight with dominic guinn should go down in history for having the most combined underachievement in a boxing match

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            • DiegoFuego
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              #7
              Harrison just doesn't have the competitive mentalitly necessary for this sport.

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              • !! Anorak
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                #8
                Originally posted by Hitman932
                his fight with dominic guinn should go down in history for having the most combined underachievement in a boxing match
                Very true. Guinn didn't so much beat Harrison as lose less.

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                • Hitman932
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by !! Anorak
                  Very true. Guinn didn't so much beat Harrison as lose less.
                  when guinn fought and lost to tony thompson it was almost as if he were doing a perfect mimicry of the performance harrison showed against him.

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                  • DiegoFuego
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                    #10
                    I hate guys like Guinn that put on their best performances against the top names (Toney, Grant, Liakhovich) as if they suddenly want to fight again. Then they go get beat by nobodies. Emmanuel Augustus is a perfect example of a fighter who gets up for the bigger fights and doesn't do jack**** against the nobodies.

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