A new loophole- PEDs via sex ?

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  • Dempsey19
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    A new loophole- PEDs via sex ?

    I recently read this... interesting story- https://www.insidehook.com/daily_bri...a-fuchs-doping

    This got me thinking- is this a legitimate loophole fighters are going to exploit.

    Could we see boxers have sex with people pumped full of PEDs as a legal way of getting the benefits ?
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    Originally posted by Dempsey19
    I recently read this... interesting story- https://www.insidehook.com/daily_bri...a-fuchs-doping

    This got me thinking- is this a legitimate loophole fighters are going to exploit.

    Could we see boxers have sex with people pumped full of PEDs as a legal way of getting the benefits ?
    I think most male boxers would probably prefer you thinking they took PEDs & take a suspension instead of getting cleared cuz they took a load of dead children in their bootyhole.

    It's a good out for females doe. Watch for the sketchy females dating body builders from now on.

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    • Citizen Koba
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      #3
      Originally posted by Dempsey19
      I recently read this... interesting story- https://www.insidehook.com/daily_bri...a-fuchs-doping

      This got me thinking- is this a legitimate loophole fighters are going to exploit.

      Could we see boxers have sex with people pumped full of PEDs as a legal way of getting the benefits ?
      Well no. I'm not sure you're appreciating the either the sensitivity of detection levels here or the way the vast majority of PEDs are metabolised. You might be able to use it as a get out clause if you were lucky enough to be caught very shortly before whatever you'd taken was eliminated from your system and there were virtually no traces left, but as a means of administration sex would be very inefficient at best.


      Bear in mind firstly that most drugs are fairly rapidly metabolised into other substances and in most cases it is these metabolytes which are detected by testing... you get a cock injection of the metabolyte rather than the parent substance it's gonna have no effect whatsoever. Secondly detectability threshholds are typically in the picogram range for most drugs whereas active doses are usually up in the microgram or milligram levels, that's thousands or even millions of times more than you'd get off a trace detected sample in bodily fluid... what I'm saying is that whilst you might be able to ship enough cum to get caught out by a test, it would probably take literally buckets of the stuff to provide any meaningful performance benefit.


      Finally... I mean, yaeh I know we're in the 21st century and all that but there's still a little bit of stigma there, especially in the more macho cultures... I reckon there's good chance that most male boxers would rather just take the ban and the fine than try to use that excuse, this is one case where gender equality ain't gonna work cos the fluids only go in one direction...
      Last edited by Citizen Koba; 06-12-2020, 06:42 PM.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Eff Pandas
        I think most male boxers would probably prefer you thinking they took PEDs & take a suspension instead of getting cleared cuz they took a load of dead children in their bootyhole.

        It's a good out for females doe. Watch for the sketchy females dating body builders from now on.
        Mauricio's sat in his office right now wondering whether anyone will buy the story that Miss Jiminez f**ks dudes...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Citizen Koba
          Mauricio's sat in his office right now wondering whether anyone will buy the story that Miss Jiminez f**ks dudes...
          Lol.

          Oh sh^t. You know she could probably get out of her situation if she just came clean on her gf/wife that she cheated on her with a dude. They could
          find some lil beta boy & say she fooked him in that crazy ass looking amazon position. WBC Guy is down for her so he'd cut her lose of any more bs against her. Probably immediately demand a rematch.

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