How to be a Golovkin hater: a guide.

[mlac]

Step one: Achkowledge that Golovkin never got old, he simply got exposed after stepping up his competition. hes actually in his prime right now!

Step two: Accept that Golovkin was never ducked, to the contrary! he actually ducked Sergio Mora, Andre Ward & Erislandy Lara. He is likely ducking Charlo, the Jacobs rematch and Andrade now too.

Step three: This goes a bit deeper into the conspiracy and mirage that is Gennady 'bumlovkin'.
Claim he was a carefully managed hypejob by a likely racist HBO who used him as the new great white hope! ignore the fact hes actually Asian and has a Korean mother. If his skin is white hes basically the same as racist white americans. (racism and nationalism is very important to joining the club)

Step four: It wasnt Canelo that got a gift draw, it was actually Golovkin! he also got battered in a clear dominant victory in the rematch, he also lost to Jacobs & Derevyanchenko. If you want to claim Brook was schooling him that is also encouraged

Step Five: Defend Canelo to the death, he is not a diva, he was not a weight bully and this part is very important: He NEVER took any PEDS. he is totally innocent (likely a conspiracy by golovkins team so they could get out of fighting Canelo again) Insinuating or claiming Golovkin is actually the PED user is encouraged!
(Hint: Making Canelo look better makes TBE look greater)

TLDR: Golovkin is a hypejob bum who never beat anyone nor could beat anyone actually good, his olympic medal was a gift and was managed very carefully avoiding any real competition by the racists at HBO.

I have learned all this by carefully observing wise boxing scholers on NSB for a number of years before i become confident enough

thanks to kigali, robbiebarrett, Aboutfkintime, shoulderroll, LarryXXX and many others

[paulf]

Hilarious and accurate. It's similar to the Klitschko-Haye situation years ago. Haye is a hypejob, a bum, not worthy of a rematch, a pretender, too small, etc etc etc...... and yet he was Klitschko's biggest fight, best win, and most competitive fight of Wlad's career outside of his losses.

[Derranged]

The HBO racist conspiracy theory is one of the dumbest things I've heard on this site and that says a lot. I remember when HBO announced it was getting rid of boxing, a number of morons on this site were spewing that nonsense.

[Beercules]

I hate you GGG

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Best thread I’ve seen in a while.

Missed the final step though.

Step #6: wake up in moms basement and do it all over again.

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[Guest]

Probably also need to make at least two threads a week letting people know Golovkin is a bum in case anyone forgot.

Nice thread. Should be stickied.

[Mammoth]

I thought Jacobs did beat him, the Derevyanchenko fight could have gone either way and he beat Canelo twice.

[QueensburyRules]

Hilarious and accurate. It's similar to the Klitschko-Haye situation years ago. Haye is a hypejob, a bum, not worthy of a rematch, a pretender, too small, etc etc etc...... and yet he was Klitschko's biggest fight, best win, and most competitive fight of Wlad's career outside of his losses.

- -What grade U in?

Wlad had him down a dozen x and utterly humiliated him into retirement.

[richardt]

The worst is John Castrateshimself-anus who is obsessive/compulsive.