Any professional fighters you could beat if you had 6 weeks to train?

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  • Citizen Koba
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    #21
    Originally posted by Zaroku
    I’m too old, but in prison I ducked a few putos up.

    I smashed a white boy. Shattered my hand.

    In winter my hands a face hurt.

    My wife said. Why did you fight.

    My reply.., “ it seemed like a good idea at the time”

    Fighting is so un natural

    I suffer pains
    ha ha.. Got teeth kicked out, broken wrist that aches in winter, knee's fucked from getting stamped on and will never be right despite surgeries, two stabs, cheek bit through, slashed forehead, early onset cataracts the doctors put down to repeat head trauma... sometimes I fought without need even when I knew I was gonna get my ass kicked, other times I pussied out and burned with the shame when I coulda fought, and all because of ****** young man's pride.

    It seemed like a good idea at the time...

    ..but then in the end I had to swallow all my pride anyway and the old anger at the world just kinda faded to acceptance... and all you're left with in middle age is the injuries and the aches and the question... Was all that nonsense really worth it?

    Last edited by Citizen Koba; 04-10-2020, 05:47 AM.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Black Jesus
      Given six weeks to train I'm sure I could beat:

      Rocky Fielding
      Sergey Kovalev (current version)
      Joe Smith Jr
      JC Chavez JR



      I am 39 years old, 170 pound, I've sparred 100+ rounds when I was 24-26 years old against SF Bay Area competition
      if you picked a straweight would have respect this is just

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      • Zaroku
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        #23
        Originally posted by Citizen Koba
        ha ha.. Got teeth kicked out, broken wrist that aches in winter, knee's fucked from getting jumped on and will never be right despite surgeries, two stabs, cheek bit through, slashed forehead, early onset cataracts the doctors put down to repeat head trauma... sometimes I fought without need even when I knew I was gonna get my ass kicked, other times I pussied out and burned with the shame when I coulda fought, and all because of ****** young man's pride.

        It seemed like a good idea at the time...

        ..but then in the end I had to swallow all my pride anyway and the old anger at the world just kinda faded to acceptance... and all you're left with in middle age is the injuries and the aches and the question... Was all that nonsense it really worth it?

        Cool. We break bread someday ... I’m watching my world go up I up and away.

        Rice plus beans in back on the menu. Reminds me of getting free cheese under Reagan. I’m trying to sleep this off ..

        My wife loves watching depressing news.

        I wish I knew what I shoukd do to be the “man”

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        • MulaKO
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          #24
          Originally posted by Black Jesus
          Given six weeks to train I'm sure I could beat:

          Rocky Fielding
          Sergey Kovalev (current version)
          Joe Smith Jr
          JC Chavez JR



          I am 39 years old, 170 pound, I've sparred 100+ rounds when I was 24-26 years old against SF Bay Area competition

          You ain’t beating chit
          The same way people say there’s levels in boxing , well your 100 rounds of sparring are going out the fughin window



          Originally posted by famicommander
          I'm 29 years old. 5'10" and about 165 pounds. Slim but with a fair amount of muscle and zero body fat. Played football, threw the shot put, threw the discus, ran the 400m in high school, lettered every year in both football and track at a 5A Colorado school. I'm still healthy and active, but I haven't been in a fight since high school. I won most of the fights I was in as a kid but that means absolutely nothing against a trained fighter.

          So, in short, no. I have no illusions that I could beat a pro boxer in a boxing match. There's a reason they're a pro boxer and I'm a pro warehouse guy.

          This right here ^^^^^^
          Spoken like a real gentleman with balls


          Originally posted by NORMNEALON
          Iam willing to bet the house every guy you listed would beat you if you have only sparred 100 or so rounds in your life . Not a knock but those are all experienced professional fighters , 3 of whom who have won world titles , and one who is a tough customer . Unless u caught them cold I would put my money on all of them, even if they were out of shape. Experience is key in boxing as in anything in life. Post some footage of you sparring and I'll give u my picks . Unless u are a seasoned pro I dont think you have much a chance unfortunately.

          Can I get some action too


          Originally posted by redmish
          I'm starting to think some of these lunatics who are starting threads are serious. Theres help out there pal, even during the lockdown.

          You got Kesha , Castelanos and now we got black jesus
          Notice the Jesus is not in capitol letters cause he ain’t worth it


          Originally posted by Citizen Koba
          ha ha.. Got teeth kicked out, broken wrist that aches in winter, knee's fucked from getting jumped on and will never be right despite surgeries, two stabs, cheek bit through, slashed forehead, early onset cataracts the doctors put down to repeat head trauma... sometimes I fought without need even when I knew I was gonna get my ass kicked, other times I pussied out and burned with the shame when I coulda fought, and all because of ****** young man's pride.

          It seemed like a good idea at the time...

          ..but then in the end I had to swallow all my pride anyway and the old anger at the world just kinda faded to acceptance... and all you're left with in middle age is the injuries and the aches and the question... Was all that nonsense it really worth it?



          This ^^^^^^ is the reality of things
          Whether we like it or not , we all go through this faze before bowing out

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            #25
            I'd whoop Borat GGG

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              #26
              Originally posted by Citizen Koba
              ha ha.. Got teeth kicked out, broken wrist that aches in winter, knee's fucked from getting stamped on and will never be right despite surgeries, two stabs, cheek bit through, slashed forehead, early onset cataracts the doctors put down to repeat head trauma... sometimes I fought without need even when I knew I was gonna get my ass kicked, other times I pussied out and burned with the shame when I coulda fought, and all because of ****** young man's pride.

              It seemed like a good idea at the time...

              ..but then in the end I had to swallow all my pride anyway and the old anger at the world just kinda faded to acceptance... and all you're left with in middle age is the injuries and the aches and the question... Was all that nonsense it really worth it?

              One of my proudest moments was being out with my old crew and me being singly called out by a guy. The group I ran with was all about throwing ones...so it was center stage for me to defend my honor.

              In that split second I kinda thought "fuck it...none if this shit is worth it". My group quickly bailed on me in the coming weeks for b itching out and that moment had me depressed for weeks or maybe months.

              In hindsight it might've been the smartest thing my dumb@ss did.

              Street cred isnt real. You cant pay your insurance or mortgage with it and, at least for me, it attracted the wrong women.

              Of my old crew who were top dogs? 1 is in prison (not jail), 1 in and out of jail/rehab for heroin, 1 an alcoholic and womanizer (not too bad lol), and 1 is a complete recluse now and just gets high by himself.

              We were dependent on each other growing up and that's not a healthy way to live. Thankfully I got out of my own rut and left a bad situation. Nothing but love and well wishes for those guys...way too much pain and despair at the bottom.

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              • Dark night 24
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                #27
                Damn man get help!you wouldn’t even beat a amateur boxer let alone a professional. Beating kovalev lmao don’t do drugs kids.

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                • MulaKO
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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Zaroku
                  Cool. We break bread someday ... I’m watching my world go up I up and away.

                  Rice plus beans in back on the menu. Reminds me of getting free cheese under Reagan. I’m trying to sleep this off ..

                  My wife loves watching depressing news.

                  I wish I knew what I shoukd do to be the “man”
                  Godspeed brother
                  I hear you loud and clear but you do realize that the result was in before the fight
                  If you get what I mean

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                  • MulaKO
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by UNBANNED
                    One of my proudest moments was being out with my old crew and me being singly called out by a guy. The group I ran with was all about throwing ones...so it was center stage for me to defend my honor.

                    In that split second I kinda thought "fuck it...none if this shit is worth it". My group quickly bailed on me in the coming weeks for b itching out and that moment had me depressed for weeks or maybe months.

                    In hindsight it might've been the smartest thing my dumb@ss did.

                    Street cred isnt real. You cant pay your insurance or mortgage with it and, at least for me, it attracted the wrong women.

                    Of my old crew who were top dogs? 1 is in prison (not jail), 1 in and out of jail/rehab for heroin, 1 an alcoholic and womanizer (not too bad lol), and 1 is a complete recluse now and just gets high by himself.

                    We were dependent on each other growing up and that's not a healthy way to live. Thankfully I got out of my own rut and left a bad situation. Nothing but love and well wishes for those guys...way too much pain and despair at the bottom.

                    Unbanned , I ain’t got a fughin clue who you are but let me tell you your story rings fughin true
                    I won’t even get into my problems cause I still haven’t paid my bill to society , if you get what I mean
                    But I will be going out with my head held high , I didn’t rat and I didn’t cost anyone anything ( kind of hard to explain but I know you know what I mean )
                    I’m gonna be 45 in June , took me about 30 years to realize what you just stated
                    Better late than never is what I’ve been told
                    All this just to say your story touched me and I’m glad you did what you had to do

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MulaKO
                      Unbanned , I ain’t got a fughin clue who you are but let me tell you your story rings fughin true
                      I won’t even get into my problems cause I still haven’t paid my bill to society , if you get what I mean
                      But I will be going out with my head held high , I didn’t rat and I didn’t cost anyone anything ( kind of hard to explain but I know you know what I mean )
                      I’m gonna be 45 in June , took me about 30 years to realize what you just stated
                      Better late than never is what I’ve been told
                      All this just to say your story touched me and I’m glad you did what you had to do
                      Respect bro. Nothing is more wise than time and I wiish i learned sooner but I'm happy I learned.

                      And I'm happy you are removing yourself from bad circumstances. It's never too late and as they say 40 is the new 30 anyway. People work into their 60s now so you hardly past halfway.

                      Plus theres a certain wisdom you have from life experiences that lots of people only read about in books. You lived it. That helps build character and self reliance. I know we dont know each other but I'm Proud of you bro

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