Nail your Wilder Fury 3 excuse to the mast

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  • 15 Rounds again
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    Nail your Wilder Fury 3 excuse to the mast

    1. Costume was too itchy
    2. Fury's gloves something something
    3. Anthony Dirrell / Paulie Maligiani did it
    4. The ref was on Fury's side
    5. He hit me illegally
    6. My girlfriend made me shag her before the fight
    7. I had the coronavirus
    8. I drank a Corona before the fight
    9. People were being mean to me on the internet
    10. Fury is white so it shouldn't count.
  • mjbjst
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    #2
    Number 10 lol. Lights bouncing off of furys pale skin blinded me.
    Last edited by mjbjst; 02-29-2020, 09:44 AM. Reason: I don't know

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    • Madison Boxing
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      #3
      His ring walk outfit was too light and his legs hadn't warmed up enough

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      • Dariusz
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        #4
        I never **********d 7 times a day.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mjbjst
          Number 10 lol. Lights bouncing off of furys pale skin blinded me.
          "Lights were too bright" is deffo something this idiot could come up with.

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          • Mindgames
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            #6
            Originally posted by mjbjst
            Number 10 lol. Lights bouncing off of furys pale skin blinded me.
            I could see this being said at some point lol..

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            • El_Mero
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              #7
              Til this day, my legs still hurt from the costume...

              Dumb mu***a shouldve known it ain't halloween

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              • TMTForever99
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                #8

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                • D4thincarnation
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                  #9
                  11) Racism

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                  • grobbo
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                    #10
                    ‘He didn’t stand still and let the warrior hit him with with this right hand, or is that left, anyway this one’.

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