Is this the worst excuse in boxing history?

[BoomBapTrap]

Wilder wore a heavy suit and walked to the ring.

Fury basically rode a rascal scooter to the ring.

Wilder looked like a chess piece, a rook specifically.

[KingOfGlory]

Hurt his leg and arm before the fight.
Troubled circumstances in training camp.
Pacing around the locker room tired his legs out.
Costume material was too heavy.
Batteries in the costume were too heavy.
Trainer was conspiring with Fury's camp.
Bayless was conspiring against him.

For those of you keeping score that is an excuse rate of 1 every 6 hours since the fight ended. By Friday evening we will have roughly 43 excuses to equal the number of professional fights in Wilder's career.