Broken eardrum, broken hand & broken leg are out: It was the heavy entrance costume

[nacho daddy]

You really see how bad wilder's technique is in that gif. The hands-out, eyes closed reaction to Fury's left hand is how people with no experience whatsoever react to a punch.

Just a standard 1-2 on Fury's end but wilder reacted to it like someone being sucker punched in a bar, not like a professional boxer in a title fight.

exactly right. he stared at the canvas and his left arm deflected the punch to the side of his head

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Is this a joke?

Nope, he actually said it. Look on the boxing social channel on YouTube.

[eco1]

this can be real, is this for real???

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this can be real, is this for real???

I made up the broken anus part

But broken ear, leg, hand & gassed by his entrance walk are all real lol

[nacho daddy]

weight still doesn't matter in tennis and her serve being 100mph is irrelevant because even at that pace it's not always accurate.

Serena is a big woman but it it's really irrelevant. Serena's issue is that she always blames her losses on silly things like sexism.

"she" aced her way out of many jams over the years and "her" arms are bigger and more muscular then the male players

[KingOfGlory]

This is my favorite excuse since Pacquiao's socks.

[True That]

Breaking News:

"Wilder reports that he is pregnant and his pregnancy contributed to his bad performance, as the first pregnant man in history he says he is worried for his baby's life after being hit to the body"

[F l i c k e r]

"she" aced her way out of many jams over the years and "her" arms are bigger and more muscular then the male players

and she got beat by out of shape, jiggly puff looking birds like Kim Clijsters on the biggest stages.

it. doesn't. matter.

[nacho daddy]

Breaking News:

"Wilder reports that he is pregnant and his pregnancy contributed to his bad performance, as the first pregnant man in history he says he is worried for his baby's life after being hit to the body"

wilder went down from the left hook to the body only to protect the fetus