''(facing Jury), the defense will tell you that Floyd did no wrong doing, that all domestic cases throughout life require some sort of 'heavy' proof of physical damage to prove that my victim is making false claims. Yes, this is the level of idiocy we're dealing with in court today.''
Curtis Harper: ''OBJECTION yo honor! This ain't trill up in this hoe. You see right herez, what had happened was, my my client was having some altercation of some sorts you see, the misses and the man was juss going through regular in-house shizzz. A slap here and therez don't hurt nobody! The kid making up stuff too to protect his momma see! Momma call da doctor and doctah says, 'no mo trill life jumpin on da bed!''
Judge: ''sitcho ass down....has the Jury made up a verdict?''
Jury: ''yes yo honor. Floyd ****** dan a mug up in this hoe! Now smash the like button!''
Curtis Harper: ''OBJECTION yo honor! This ain't trill up in this hoe. You see right herez, what had happened was, my my client was having some altercation of some sorts you see, the misses and the man was juss going through regular in-house shizzz. A slap here and therez don't hurt nobody! The kid making up stuff too to protect his momma see! Momma call da doctor and doctah says, 'no mo trill life jumpin on da bed!''
Judge: ''sitcho ass down....has the Jury made up a verdict?''
Jury: ''yes yo honor. Floyd ****** dan a mug up in this hoe! Now smash the like button!''
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