Mikey Garcia lost because of the pizza

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  • lopetego
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    #1

    Mikey Garcia lost because of the pizza

    He ate a huge, greasy pizza before the fight, which clearly slowed him down

    that was a big ass mistake, as he needed all the speed in the world to compete with the much bigger, stronger guy with longer reach. Mikey was the more skilled fighter but just too slow tonight, that's why he was tagged more than he should have been

    Mikey basically committed fight-suicide the moment he ate that cheese-and-grease coated slop that has little no health benefits
    Last edited by lopetego; 03-17-2019, 12:45 AM.
  • MulaKO
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    #2
    Originally posted by lopetego
    He ate a huge, greasy pizza before the fight, which clearly slowed him down

    that was a big ass mistake, as he needed all the speed in the world to compete with the much bigger, stronger guy. Mikey was the more skilled fighter but just too slow tonight

    Mikey basically committed fight-suicide the moment he ate that cheese-and-grease coated slop that has little no health benefits
    At least their was no tainted pepperoni on it

    Imagine the pepperoni was tainted

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    • lopetego
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      #3
      Originally posted by MulaKO
      At least their was no tainted pepperoni on it

      Imagine the pepperoni was tainted
      Tainted meat is a Mexico thing

      despite his looks, Mikey is american

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      • KillaMane26
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        #4
        Originally posted by MulaKO
        At least their was no tainted pepperoni on it

        Imagine the pepperoni was tainted
        "U eating tainted meat"
        -Bob

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        • Ganondorf
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          #5
          Originally posted by lopetego
          He ate a huge, greasy pizza before the fight, which clearly slowed him down

          that was a big ass mistake, as he needed all the speed in the world to compete with the much bigger, stronger guy with longer reach. Mikey was the more skilled fighter but just too slow tonight, that's why he was tagged more than he should have been

          Mikey basically committed fight-suicide the moment he ate that cheese-and-grease coated slop that has little no health benefits
          Mikey could have ate a box of wheaties, or Ariza’s power shakes/pellets. He would never beat Errol Spence. If they fought 10 times, Errol would win them all.

          He was superior in every way.

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          • Southpawology
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            #6
            Yeah mikey shouldve went with the sparkling water, grilled chicken and asparagus. He done goofed.

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            • 'b'
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              #7
              Agreed, Spence got lucky but his fans will defend him anyway. I kind of dislike Italians now, and fucc pizza

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              • creekrat77
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                #8
                Imagine unironically believing this made any difference, whatsoever.

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                • jmrf4435
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                  #9
                  i told yall i told yall someone would do it

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                  • BoxingIsGreat
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ganondorf
                    Mikey could have ate a box of wheaties, or Ariza’s power shakes/pellets. He would never beat Errol Spence. If they fought 10 times, Errol would win them all.

                    He was superior in every way.
                    Mikey's determination was beyond ******. His corner too. Nothing Mexican about getting your head caved in.

                    I'm disappointed in Robert Garcia. ****** ass.

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