Vasyl Lomachenko is a huge hypejob

[headass]

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[Southpawology]

Its time to speak up about the dirty nonsense we have come to accept about this overhyped circus dancer. Vasyl Lomachenko is a charlatan parlor magician who has been feeding off bums and has the body of a girl. No longer will I tolerate any dog poop about p4p #1 or amy of that. And after reading this nor should you.

1. Loma has fought noone but bums

Its self explanatory but allow me. After beating up 5000 teenagers in the amateurs and losing to one (which the Vasyline man muff lovers are sure and quick to point out was avenged not once, but TWICE, more on that later) he began his pro career at 0-0. He fought some bum then in his second fight lost to Orlando Salido. Many humiliating things have been said on this subject already so let me say a few more humiliating things.

Loma decided he could snag a quick victory over an old weary veteran and leapfrog the competition. Instead Salido laughed in his face, ate like a king and didnt even bother to put his title on the line. Loma was dragged around like a dog on a leash and left barking at the injustices of the boxing world. He looked confused and dizzy in the ring. Salido mauled him and taught him a good lesson. Even hit him in the nuts for good measure. Vasyline fanboys will shout "robbery tho!!". Nuts. The Loma brigade was left shouting Salido's name for years. Some say to this day.

After that Loma fought Russell Jr.. A good win on paper. But who has Russell Jr. fought exactly? Not sure. A string of bums, then Loma fights Roman Martinez at the end of his career. Vasyl's friend Salido beat the tar out of Martinez and served him up for Lil Lomo. An expected knockout over an overmatched over-ripe titleholder , which to today proves to be the cornerstone of his highlight reel.

Next he fought the boogeyman of the featherweight division, the axe murderer who feasted on the rotting corpses of Darchinyan and Donaire. This stiff lanky slugger who couldnt move his head to save his life was supposed to put up a fight against Lomachenko and he did not do even that.

Guillermo Rigondeaux. Ah, what more can we say. Loma fans cried for a good fight and were stuck between Rigo and Salido. Ridiculous. A decrepit super bantamweight or a petty chance at revenge over his daddy. Loma's camp had sense and chose the midget retiree. Was he even half of Loma's size? Still, before the old scowling dwarf quit on his stool he showed that Loma's brilliant footwork and abilities could be handled at times.

Loma decided he could not fight 130lb bums and ancient statues anymore and moved up to fight Jorge Linares. Oops, Linares decided to fight and negated Loma's footwork and abilities once again. Even put him on his ass to show whats up. Then knockout addict Linares got himself knocked out yet again. I heard he got knocked out again after that but I refer addiction victims to their respective medical facilities.

Pedroza, not even going to bother

2. Lomachenko is a parlor magician who thinks his ballet will help him in boxing

First of all, let me laugh out loud for a good while. Second of all, what Lomachenko is doing is nothing new. Literal cavemen who would do nothing all day but think about fighting and sex would figure out that getting around to the back of your opponent might be a good idea. Discounting that boxers throughout history have already performed, modified and countered the "new moves" you believe you see.

Does this mean these the techniques and strategies Loma uses are outdated? No, it simply means none of the fighters around today have the knowledge to compete with him. Rigondeaux had the skill and ability to perhaps make it interesting but fought when out of prime and quit due to injury.

We shall see how high tech he is when he faces off against a legitimate threat. Childrens games with his ping pong hat and dartboard will not save him in the ring. Keep watching your mindsmash garbage and polluting your brain with nonsense.

Vasyline Blowingchunko fans beware. It's time to face reality

NOPE, Try again ******. At the time of the fight it was widely agreed upon by the boxing world that rigo was top 5 P4P and he was supposedly going to take loma to cuban boxing school but we know how that played out

You lost alot of money on rigo huh??? LMAO

[headass]

NOPE, Try again ******. At the time of the fight it was widely agreed upon by the boxing world that rigo was top 5 P4P and he was supposedly going to take loma to cuban boxing school but we know how that played out

You lost alot of money on rigo huh??? LMAO

It wasnt widely agreed to by anybody. The man was an ancient super bantam. Bantamweights dont beat featherweights, especially big ones.

[jmrf4435]

He might be unerrated with how he destoryed top competition.

Non of your point are really valid. Most people though Rigo would smoke him, it was a fair fight.

Loma stopped gary russel when he was supposed to be the next big thing. Linares was "too big"

you just jealous

[kingstip9]

Naww I hope that rant made you feel better little buddy

['b']

some solid gold nuggets in there my friend. You remind me of Robbie Barrett!

[jmrf4435]

This dood for sure has his head in his as

headass!! He's a head ass lololo

[chaosisme]

I thought her name was Pam but she told me she hated that name but I was just too messed up to really consider anything else because there were several pounds of ham in the trash which was unacceptable when you think about all of the starving children in the world and they dont even have televisions or shows or have visited America and they probably don't even know that the country exists but what can you do so I went to the store, walked past the meat aisle and I searched the produce section for Chiquita bananas because I've never found worms or bugs inside one of those bad boys and I also got some cleaning supplies since the house was dirty so I put the bananas inside of the ham that was in the trash like I put the bananas in it while it was still in the trash and then once the bananas were inside of the ham that was still in the trash, I took the ham with the bananas inside of it out of the trash and I poured 2 glasses of cold milk on it and I even added ice cubes to the milk just to be certain that it was cold and the milky cold ice water dribbled down all sides of the ham kinda like when you snap the carrot but you try to do it as fast as possible and it just kinda you know like it doesn't shoot it just drips well that is exactly what happened here except it was milk and it was running down the sides of a 14 pound ham did I mention that this is taking place during the winter months so it had been getting dark pretty early which means at the very least those poor kids in Africa were having summer so they have more hours of daylight and that is a very good thing because they don't have electricity in Africa and now they can see things for longer periods of time if I didn't know any better I would assume they spent much of that time playing games of Hungry Hungry Hippos until the cows came home which brings us 360 degrees and to the point I am trying to make and that point is that too long didn't read and the peasants rejoiced.

[Southpawology]

It wasnt widely agreed to by anybody. The man was an ancient super bantam. Bantamweights dont beat featherweights, especially big ones.

Ahhhhh so loma beats his asss into submission and now all of the sudden hes "ancient" there was no ancient talk before the fight the only talk I heard was how loma was going to get taken to cuban boxing school.


396-1 2X Olympic GOLD medalist. Just based off these credentials alone he could never be considered a "hypejob" .

[Ajvar]

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