Tyson versus a Rhino

[AllEyesOpen]

You gotta be smokin' some good sh%$ to think Tyson could beat a rhino, or a Gorilla, but seriously though Tyson vs Big Foot, what do ya think?

[catskills23]

So what if a rhino has poor eye sight? It will start charging you far in advance. If Duran can knock out a horse with one punch then Tyson can knock out a bull with one? Well damn, maybe the horse was not expecting a blow and a bull would kill you if you get near it? Or maybe, just maybe, the skull structure and integrity of a bull is different from a horse? Or maybe there is a slight remote possibilty that a bull's neck and head strength and muscle is much greater than a horse because that's where its weapons are?

or maybe duran did knock out the ****in horse in the first place and its just a urban myth . A horse is 1500 pounds for **** sake . Ye morons have no problem in believeing that duran could knock out a horse but lambast me for saying that tyson could knock out a gorilla which is a much smaller animal by the way . Add to the fact that tyson hits about twice as hard as duran and you have some serious idiotic thinking going on .

[Plat]

Add to the fact that tyson hits about twice as hard as duran and you have some serious idiotic thinking going on .

pot...kettle...black

[catskills23]

pot...kettle...black

that applies to you to if you believe duran knocked out a horse .

[rocketpuncher]

Although Tyson would probably be able to take on a gorilla, a rhinoceros is too big and dangerous. According to http://www.junglephotos.com/africa/a...ls/rhino.shtml, rhinoceroses are "second in size only to the elephant among all land animals." Typically they weigh about 2,000 pounds. They actually cause a large number of human deaths in the areas they populate. Mostly because humans approach them thinking they're cute when they really are dangerous. Though they're herbivores and wouldn't eat a human.

I enjoy these threads about boxers vs animals unlike many of you here. Fun to guess how boxers or even certain boxers would fare against wild animals.

[Plat]

Boxer or no boxer, no human would fare good against animals like these...dont get me wrong its fun to think about but since some of you guys are so confident saying things like "Tyson would probably be able to take on a gorilla", no boxer/human not named Tyson would dare go in a cage with a gorilla, why do you think no one has done it yet. It's a death wish.

[butterfly1964]

This thread is funny.

[Southpaw16]

I dunno, I don't think Buster Douglas could beat a rhino, and Buster Douglas whipped prime Tyson, so therefore Tyson probably couldn't beat a rhino either.

[Kid Achilles]

Clearly Tyson would get murdered by either a rhino or a gorilla. Now Jack Dempsey on the other hand, would easily kill both.

[diavoli]

this **** is funny!

Tyson wouldn't stand a chance against a gorilla and now your pitting him against a rhino

Tyson with a baseball bat vs a rhino wouldn't even last 5 secs.