Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • KostyaTszyu44
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    #191
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha hahahahha

    i seriosuly couldnt stop laughing

    "gorillas dont have boxing skills you know"

    classic thread, catskills is a complete idiot, but an incredibly funny one

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    • Tobi.G
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      #192
      Originally posted by catskills23
      If tyson got in the cage do you think he could of knocked the gorilla out with a punch?.
      No.
      And Gorillas are far more dangerous than Tigers, at least the males. Tigers are not aggressive when they were raised by humans but a male Gorilla aint nothing to **** with!

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      • Sweet Pea 50
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        #193
        Originally posted by Tobi.G
        No.
        And Gorillas are far more dangerous than Tigers, at least the males. Tigers are not aggressive when they were raised by humans but a male Gorilla aint nothing to **** with!
        No son. Ask them folks that have to make a living in the Sundarbans in India. Tigers merk people in the hundreds every year.

        Those are Bengal Tigers.
        Siberians are even bigger. Males average 700 pounds. The biggest one kept in captivity was even bigger then that Liger that people like to throw around.
        Before they were hunted to near extinction, not even bears were safe.

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        • krispy kreme
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          #194
          Guys..... Tyson said in that show on youtube, high charpall or whatever, he wouldn't last 3 seconds against a tiger. But he said he was drinking or something and tried it but he never said what happened.

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          • iron_boy
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            #195
            i heard tyson knocked out a bull?...

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            • 5burowz
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              #196
              Originally posted by catskills23
              If tyson got in the cage do you think he could of knocked the gorilla out with a punch?.
              have you ever seen a Silverback up close?? It's some scary **** holmes. Gorillas can get upwards of 500lbs. No human is ****ing with that. If Tyson would've punched that gorilla, he most likely would've broken his hand (remember the Mitch Green streetfight incident?) and then the gorilla would've torn him up and potentially killed him.

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              • Fenom
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                #197
                Originally posted by Clegg
                Dorian, if Mike Tyson was from Transylvania, would he have the fleet footedness to KO prime Dracula?

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                • The Gully Gad
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                  #198
                  Didnt Duran knock a horse out once?€

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                    #199
                    Originally posted by The Gully Gad
                    Didnt Duran knock a horse out once?€
                    thats what they say........when he was 15 i believe

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                    • Scott9945
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                      #200
                      Originally posted by Shin Akuma
                      Maybe. But did he have the handspeedz to ko a wolverine?


                      Looking at those claws tells me it isn't going to be about handspeed.

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