Is There Anything Easier than Tearing Down a Fighter's resume?

[Tony Trick-Pony]

I see a lot of this on here and I'm guilty of it. We all are. I mean, it is really easy to do. I'll try and do it with my current favorite fighter, Usyk.

Bellew- Domestic fighter who never had a big win. Haye was shot. Got KO'd by light heavy Stevenson. Bum

Gassiev- Robotic and basic. Had a couple belts but eh, it's a weak division.

Breidis- No real big wins over an ATG. Had a belt but stiff euro.

Huck- Way past it. Already beat down by Glowacki. Basic fighter.

Hunter- Inexperienced and won half the fight. Only up there because of his dad's name(hehe, I'm laughing at this one)

Glowacki- Unproven and just got a WBO belt. A few good wins but still, plodding southpaw.

Bums before this.



That was actually pretty fun. Can you trash your own favorite fighter's resume? (Do it. You'll laugh. I still am. Haha)

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Lomachenko

Linares-Dude got his face wrecked by bums. Only got ahead in a weak division. And he dropped Loma!

Rigo- Had to come up TWO weight classes. And...TWO weight classes!

Marriaga- Bum coming off a loss and up in weight.

Sosa- Straight up bum with no significant wins.

Walters- Out of the ring for a year and quitting ass who ain't done shlt since.

Martinez- Washed up loser with no good wins.

Russell- Once a year fighting bum. Got speed but limited.

Salido- Washed up old bum with no skills who took it right to Loma, exposing the euro bum with solid body work. Might have strayed below the belt once or twice but that's just his fanboys complaining.



Devil's advocate is a great game.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Deontay Wilder

Ortiz- 50-year-old dude with skills that would have served him well in the 80s.

Stiverne- Shlt, that bum already lost to Wilder.

Washington- NFL ruined him.

Arreola- Vitali ruined him.

Szpilka- stiff euro bum who lead on the cards at the time.

Duhuapas- Can't no French dude fight.

Molina- Ruined by Arreola

Stiverne- overtrained bum

Scott- Ruined by Chisora

Liakovich- old, stiff euro bum. Lost to Briggs. Hahaha

Man, this is fun. Hehe

[siablo14]

Deontay Wilder

Ortiz- 50-year-old dude with skills that would have served him well in the 80s.

Stiverne- Shlt, that bum already lost to Wilder.

Washington- NFL ruined him.

Arreola- Vitali ruined him.

Szpilka- stiff euro bum who lead on the cards at the time.

Duhuapas- Can't no French dude fight.

Molina- Ruined by Arreola

Stiverne- overtrained bum

Scott- Ruined by Chisora

Liakovich- old, stiff euro bum. Lost to Briggs. Hahaha

Man, this is fun. Hehe

Do Ali.........

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Do Ali.........

Ali, pssssshhhhhhh

Archie Moore- old used up light heavy. Dude's nickname even starts with "Old"

Henry Cooper- Chinny Ali already getting the holes in his game exposed by a bloody Brit. Literally, a bloody Brit.

Sonny Liston- Plodding stiff bum. Could hit a little.

Sonny Liston rematch- Liston was ruined at this point.

Patterson- Took feather fist twelve to stop "I Get Dropped on My Way to the Ring" Patterson.

Chuvalo- This dude was famous....for losing.

Cooper- Already ruined domestic Brit. Cherry pick.

Cleveland Williams- Big Cat tailor made for Ali.

Terrell- Carried that old bum for 15. Haha. Even Cleveland Williams stopped him.

Foley- 35-year-old bum, Liston's scraps.

Quarry- Dude starts bleeding during the introductions.

Bonavena- Bltch of the pampas. No significant wins.

Frazier- Got dropped by this bum who we know, gets eat up (literally) by Big Baby.

Ellis- Bum with six losses coming in.

Mathis- "Fattis" never did shlt outside the ice cream parlor.

Mac Foster- Folley's old leftovers.

Chuvalo- Again?

Quarry- Again?

Patterson- Again?

Bob Foster- Light heavyweight who did nothing at heavy. Cherry pick.

Ken Norton- Lost to that robot Norton. A sure sign of being a bum.

Norton rematch- Barely squeaked by. Bum

Rudi Lubbers- Who?

Frazier- Carried that fool for twelve again. SMH

Foreman- Basic plodder with a decent punch. ****** though. Ali didn't have a smart plan. George just ******.

Wepner- Bleeding old bum

Lyle- Journeyman. Even looks like a wimp.

Bugner- Bum lost to weak Ron Lyle.

Frazier Thrilla- Decent fight. Only fell sleep once.

Young- Four losses in like twenty fights. Bum

Norton- Again?

Evangelista- Kid with 15 fights. Ali cherry picking

Shavers- Took him 15. Haha. Shavers had a punch and that's it. Ali showing no power as usual.

Spinks- Lost to a dude with six fights.

Spinks- Gift decision.

Holmes- Decent heavyweight

Berbick- Dude was scared of Holmes. Haha

Okay, that one was tough, but fun!

[LADIV]

I see a lot of this on here and I'm guilty of it. We all are. I mean, it is really easy to do. I'll try and do it with my current favorite fighter, Usyk.

Bellew- Domestic fighter who never had a big win. Haye was shot. Got KO'd by light heavy Stevenson. Bum

Gassiev- Robotic and basic. Had a couple belts but eh, it's a weak division.

Breidis- No real big wins over an ATG. Had a belt but stiff euro.

Huck- Way past it. Already beat down by Glowacki. Basic fighter.

Hunter- Inexperienced and won half the fight. Only up there because of his dad's name(hehe, I'm laughing at this one)

Glowacki- Unproven and just got a WBO belt. A few good wins but still, plodding southpaw.

Bums before this.



That was actually pretty fun. Can you trash your own favorite fighter's resume? (Do it. You'll laugh. I still am. Haha)

can you do ggg next....thank you

[Tony Trick-Pony]

can you do ggg next....thank you

Sure thing!

Canelo rematch- Got marked up by Opie. Pathetic.

Martirosyan- stiff euro bum with no good wins. On the shelf for twenty years. Bum.

Canelo first fight- struggled with Mayweather's leftovers.

Jacobs- already exposed by Pirog.

Brook- domestic Brit.

Wade- Who?

Lemeiux- Stiff euro...well, cana-bum with no skills.

Monroe Jr.- featherfisted basic boxer.

Murray- Never did shlt when stepped up in competition.

Rubio- old, repackaged bum.

Geale- basic Aussie that lost to Mundine. LOL

Adama- Lost to Geale. Haha

Stevens- plodder who lost to Christy Brinkley's sister.

Proksa- Poli-bum with no notable wins.

Ouma- Lost to erbody.

[Tony Trick-Pony]

Adonk-adonk Stevenson

Boone-



.500 fighter. Straight bum. Bum of the week. Bum of the month. Bum of the year. Bum of the decade.

Pryor, Jr.- Chump only got a name because of his dad.

Gonzales- Beat up by a dude named Zer-douche.

Boone rematch- ruined by all those losses. too many to list.

Dawson- Ward's leftovers. Struggled with popkins

Cloud- Popkins' leftovers. Bag of meat.

Bellew- Domestic Brit bum.

Fonfara- Struggled with the stiff euro

Sukhotskiy- Dude's name starts with Suck

Bika- Six losses to bums

Karpency- Farm boy

Williams- ruined by Campillo

Fonfara- ruined by Joe Smith, Jr.

Jack- Derek Edwards' boy

Gvodzdyk- The Pushpin takes him

[Marchegiano]

Eric Crumble

Charlie Zelenoff

Reggie Strickland

[lolpz]

Someone do Crawford, easily the worst resume in this thread right now, but somehow ranked #1 p4p lol.