Donald Trump could have been a top heavyweight boxer

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  • Eddy Current
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    Donald Trump could have been a top heavyweight boxer

    He just knew he could make more money doing business.

    But he is just as strong as any heavyweight and is naturally pretty athletic. Plus he's smarter than any heavyweight so his ring IQ would be the best.

    He's a really brave and tough guy, too. Like when the Parkland shooting happened he said he would have run into the school to take on the shooter face-to-face.
  • Redd Foxx
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    #2
    I would certainly vote for him to be president of the heavyweight division.

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    • WarHagler
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      #3
      Originally posted by Redd Foxx
      I would certainly vote for him to be president of the heavyweight division.
      Nah he has the body of a senator in that pic.

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      • Holystroke3
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        #4
        Lmao NSB at its finest

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        • TheBoxingBanger
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          #5
          Best thread so far

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          • Jsmooth9876
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            #6
            You forgot that he's also Orange.

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            • lparm
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              #7
              Trump is 6'5" and has big legs.

              Just his natural attributes he would be a potentially heavy handed fighter. If he protects his chin I could've seen him do some damage in the 60s prior to Clay taking over. Patterson would've been an easy target for Trump to pick up a belt.

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              • Luilun
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                #8
                Originally posted by Redd Foxx
                I would certainly vote for him to be president of the heavyweight division.
                You're off the Plantation the ******** are going to give you the Kanye West treatment

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                • monkeyboy
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                  #9
                  Finally, a reason to still be visiting these forums.

                  Seriously,
                  He would give the same amount of time and intensity to his boxing training as he does to his full time golf career. Dude would be fighting 15 round fights while everyone else was fighting 12. Wearing Apollo Creed trunks.

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                  • Eddy Current
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                    #10
                    Nobody could have beaten Trump at boxing. That's fake news.

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