Ha, had my first fight in 15 years

[Metho_4u]

Understood, I guess I didnt cover he took the first shot, I was defending myself. I hit the dude once. I did everything i could to talk myself out of it.

Ok, well now we're talking a very different story.

[Metho_4u]

I'm only saying all this because I want people to be safe and remember the world we live in is all.

[Cheek busting]

Oh, he gonna cry in the car.. You know he gonna cry in the car..

[Sun_Tzu]

Ok, well now we're talking a very different story.

Ha, I appreciate your concern and your advice. You havent been wrong in anything you say. Trouble tends to find trouble and I havent been trouble for a very long time unless you make me. This dude made me and I had a mfer harder than me with me so it was all good.

[Raggamuffin]

Im walking out of this bar and this big assed mexican chick comes in as im going out, chick had a waste like an anorexic then her ass just went kablamos, you know what Im talking about.

I grab my boy and im like damn son look, we just stop at the door admiring gods work right. Neither one of us saw the mfer she was with and why would we? This mfer loses his ****, like hulks out about it. Looking back I know why, he probably told her not to where the **** she had on so he was primed any way.

This bro comes at me like a berserker, like I just took his *****. Im like hey dude you should take it as a compliment. I never said a word to your woman. At this point Im like all right this mfer is in a bad spot right he feels like he needs to defend his territory and Im gonna oblige because I already know I aint gonna hit it tonight so why would I fight for It.

Long story short after me trying to talk some sense into this young man he got his young ass knocked out in front of his woman, complete with shakes and convulsions.

The moral of the the story is power truly is the last thing that goes and dont let no woman get in your head to the point you get your ass knocked out by some old mfer.

One of the fakest stories that I have ever read on the internet lmao... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol. You can't fight lmao.

[Real King Kong]

Oh great...here comes all the tough guy stories. Probably 90% bs 😂

[Sun_Tzu]

Oh great...here comes all the tough guy stories. Probably 90% bs 😂

Im not a tough guy, this dude was a gym warrior who honestly probably just had to bark at most people and they would run. He had no idea how to handle some one that could handle them self and he probably judging by the feeble attempt he made at right hand has had very few physical confrontations in his life. Think Garcia vs Salka

I thought it was funny

[kingstip9]

Well done sir, well done indeed

[Real King Kong]

Now what will you do if one of his friends sees you who's a knife expert or just completely nuts and cuts your jugular as he passes by? Its things like this we don't always think about.

I like muay thai because I can kick the leg right out from under you, and if you're lucky, you'll be walking ok in 3 months as the ligaments and nerves heal.

You must got some superhuman kicks to do all that damage with one shot in a real life situation. 3 months on the sidelines with nerve damage😂...smh.

I swear when it comes to the Internet, people try to turn their fantasy world into reality.

[asgarth]

Insecure dudes need to avoid hot women. Guys are always staring at my wife because she's busty but I don't say anything unless they're disrespecting her or me. When they admire her it reminds me of what I have.

Last time I leveled a dude in front of his girl, this azzhole was picking on this goth kid outside a Denny's. Calling him ****** and just looking for someone to pick on. I advised him to go back inside and he came up to me like "how dare you". I told him, "I tried to warn you". Dropped him and turned my back as a sign of disrespect (as in, I'm so not intimidated by you that I'll stand here with my back turned). As he was getting up, I realized everyone in this packed restaurant was watching. He went back inside and sat down next to his girl and his friends. Doesn't get much more humiliating.

didn't you just cheap shot him and escalated way to quick? lol