Oscar been sticking the kitchen draw up his butt then

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  • Mr. 29K
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    #31
    This gave me a hard on

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    • SkillspayBills
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      #32
      He is still on *******. I don't even mean that disparagingly, how can he be dumb enough to let himself be taped AGAIN in compromising sexual situations?

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      • Cloud
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        #33
        Oscar Fruity Booty

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        • Citizen Koba
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          #34
          Originally posted by mlac
          I wonder what kitchen utensil he put up his anus was, surely can't be a knife? im going with a large desert spoon

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            #35
            The gift that keeps on giving.

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            • alexguiness
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              #36
              It's hard to take any man (especially a World Champion Boxer) seriously when they are sticking a rolling pin up their butt wearing suspenders and a bra...

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              • Eff Pandas
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                #37
                I wonder if Oscar had a teapot so far up his ass it made his chin 3x better?

                And if he was doing that would it be considered cheating? How far can you have a teapot up your ass before its a performance enhancing device?

                Asking for Butler.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by alexguiness
                  It's hard to take any man (especially a World Champion Boxer) seriously when they are sticking a rolling pin up their butt wearing suspenders and a bra...
                  I'm no fashion expert but suspenders with a bra & rolling pin up your ass sounds tacky. A bow tie feels more like a moment capturer here.

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                  • Eff Pandas
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by The plunger man
                    Spatula hahahaha
                    Is anyone making kitchen tools that double as sex toys? This might be a still fairly new THING.

                    We need to come up with a company & maybe talk to Oscar about being the face (or ass cuz I'm not real sure what our ads would look like yet) of our product.

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                    • adotd
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                      #40
                      Originally posted by chrisJS
                      Oscar giving a whole new meaning to the term spooning.
                      This is a an underrated comment.

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