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  • Boksfan
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    #11
    Nachos are made of corn flour, fck sake Mexican add steroids to corn also? Smh.

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    • travestyny
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      #12
      Originally posted by D4thincarnation
      Unless he ordered and ate the whole cow, I doubt it.

      The levels on Clen in his system was massive.




      Dude, that's an outright lie.

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      • Biolink
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        #13
        You don't get the amount he had in his system by eating some carne asada fries.

        Put it like this U-17 world cup 109 kids test positive for clenbuterol. Of that 106 of them were between 50 and 300 picograms. The remaining 3 were between +301 - 1300. Canelo would be in the 2nd group since he tested between 600 and 800 on one test and that would make him something of a 1/100 exception...

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        Last edited by Biolink; 04-03-2018, 07:34 PM.

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        • Meatsauce
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          #14
          Nachos are actually an American food, though they seem like a Mexican dish!

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          • Vlad_
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            #15
            His first test was 0.6-0.8... needed to eat a lot of meat in a short time.

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            • nacho daddy
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              #16
              Originally posted by Julia Slobberts
              Obviously he can afford to buy meat from certified clean sources, so I assume anything he cooked during training there was clean.

              But what if he just went to a sports bar or restaurant in Mexico and ordered a plate of nachos? It would be a boring life if you couldn't even go out for a plate of nachos on a Friday night.

              I think people are jumping to too many conclusions here.
              I heard canelo ate at a messican soul food joint called Nacho Momma

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              • kidbazooka
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                #17
                Ppl here are jumping to conclusions for one reason and that’s because his name is Saul Alvarez if his name was kjhcvbki sowascki no one would make a big deal.

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                • nacho daddy
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by jri9d0
                  Lmao.

                  I have a better theory. Maybe Canelo was intoxicated, stumbled into the street tripped and fell, only to accidentally fall on top of a Mexican **********s chest.

                  Canelo than mistakes this **********s breast for a bottle of Corona, sucks it, than later discovers while sober that he was breast fed by a transvestite who just happened to be juicing as well.

                  But here's the real kicker, the transvestite ********** was spotted earlier eating at a taco stand serving contaminated peanut butter and cheese steak tacos.
                  LOL now that is the most scientific analysis I ever heard. brilliant funny post

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                  • Eddy Current
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Boksfan
                    Nachos are made of corn flour, fck sake Mexican add steroids to corn also? Smh.

                    Oh I was picturing nachos with several toppings, including beef.

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                    • The D3vil
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by jri9d0
                      Lmao.

                      I have a better theory. Maybe Canelo was intoxicated, stumbled into the street tripped and fell, only to accidentally fall on top of a Mexican **********s chest.

                      Canelo than mistakes this **********s breast for a bottle of Corona, sucks it, than later discovers while sober that he was breast fed by a transvestite who just happened to be juicing as well.

                      But here's the real kicker, the transvestite ********** was spotted earlier eating at a taco stand serving contaminated peanut butter and cheese steak tacos.
                      Originally posted by nacho daddy
                      I heard canelo ate at a messican soul food joint called Nacho Momma
                      [IMG]https://media.*****.com/media/wWue0rCDOphOE/*****.gif[/IMG]

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