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Donald 'It's That Boi' Hoskins. 1-1 (1KO)
A legend in his own lunchtime, Hoskins started boxing at the tender age of 23. Originally calling himself Donald 'Ladybird' Hoskins he started training under the legendary eye of his dog 'Bowser'.
His skills advanced rapidly but it quickly became apparent that he was destined for bigger things. The 'ladybird' moniker got dropped as his rapidly growing contingent of fans coined the nickname that would follow him for quite some time after.
Donald 'Shinbone' Hoskins soon got his first shot. For Hepetitus C.
He was rapidly outgrowing 'Bowser's influence and was starting to adopt his legendary style with his now famous 'Waving his hands around like a tit in front of a cheap camera' training technique.
His first major fight was with a member of the ape family since no human would fight him. We have all heard how he softened up a fully grown male silverback gorilla with bodyshots then sat on it's head and made it smell his farts. We don't hear so much about the soft side of Donald 'Mustard With That?' Hoskins, but his consolation hugs with his humiliated opponent were heart warming to see.
Donald 'Only You' Hoskins then took a well earned 2 year break from the squared zoo cage.
Now fighting only on grass, referred to only as 'It's that Boi', Donald Hoskins is back in action this september fighting the only foe threatening enough to warrant a come-back for this man-mountain, this king among men, this leviathon.
September 9th, only in his backyard, Donald 'It's that Boi' Hoskins fights cancer.
That's right, local 5 year old Susie Malowitz has cancer and only Donald 'It's That Boi' Hoskins has the guts to take her on. Mano a girl-o. Head to chemo-bald head.
This fight will be broadcast on both HBO and Showtime as long as his Mom is available to film it.
A legend in his own lunchtime, Hoskins started boxing at the tender age of 23. Originally calling himself Donald 'Ladybird' Hoskins he started training under the legendary eye of his dog 'Bowser'.
His skills advanced rapidly but it quickly became apparent that he was destined for bigger things. The 'ladybird' moniker got dropped as his rapidly growing contingent of fans coined the nickname that would follow him for quite some time after.
Donald 'Shinbone' Hoskins soon got his first shot. For Hepetitus C.
He was rapidly outgrowing 'Bowser's influence and was starting to adopt his legendary style with his now famous 'Waving his hands around like a tit in front of a cheap camera' training technique.
His first major fight was with a member of the ape family since no human would fight him. We have all heard how he softened up a fully grown male silverback gorilla with bodyshots then sat on it's head and made it smell his farts. We don't hear so much about the soft side of Donald 'Mustard With That?' Hoskins, but his consolation hugs with his humiliated opponent were heart warming to see.
Donald 'Only You' Hoskins then took a well earned 2 year break from the squared zoo cage.
Now fighting only on grass, referred to only as 'It's that Boi', Donald Hoskins is back in action this september fighting the only foe threatening enough to warrant a come-back for this man-mountain, this king among men, this leviathon.
September 9th, only in his backyard, Donald 'It's that Boi' Hoskins fights cancer.
That's right, local 5 year old Susie Malowitz has cancer and only Donald 'It's That Boi' Hoskins has the guts to take her on. Mano a girl-o. Head to chemo-bald head.
This fight will be broadcast on both HBO and Showtime as long as his Mom is available to film it.
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