Kalle Sauerland...this guy!

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  • Commie
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    #11
    He and his father Are famous for having lizard like tongues

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    • alexguiness
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      #12
      Kalle going to reduce the Colombian export deficit by 10% tonight...legend.

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      • Szef
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        #13
        He was definitely hitting on that kid's mum lmao

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        • Sparked_26
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          #14
          Originally posted by Szef
          He was definitely hitting on that kid's mum lmao
          Can imagine a scenario where they tell the kid that they are just going off to have a wrestle in Kalle's sex dungeon. And the kid left to his own devices makes himself a cup of tea. He thinks the sugar looks weird but he cracks on.

          When his Mother returns he is doing blow off a hookers arse.

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          • mlac
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            #15
            How many seasons of the WBSS can kalle survive? serious question

            i don't think he can make it to 3.

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            • 'b'
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              #16
              Originally posted by Sparked_26
              Can imagine a scenario where they tell the kid that they are just going off to have a wrestle in Kalle's sex dungeon. And the kid left to his own devices makes himself a cup of tea. He thinks the sugar looks weird but he cracks on.

              When his Mother returns he is doing blow off a hookers arse.
              You're thinking way too deep man, Freudian slip deep.

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              • Sparked_26
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                #17
                Originally posted by Shontae De'marc
                You're thinking way too deep man, Freudian slip deep.
                Good times.

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                • Szef
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Sparked_26
                  Can imagine a scenario where they tell the kid that they are just going off to have a wrestle in Kalle's sex dungeon. And the kid left to his own devices makes himself a cup of tea. He thinks the sugar looks weird but he cracks on.

                  When his Mother returns he is doing blow off a hookers arse.

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                  • Sparked_26
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by mlac
                    How many seasons of the WBSS can kalle survive? serious question

                    i don't think he can make it to 3.
                    Yeah serious note.

                    He must have the heart rate of a sparrow.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Sparked_26
                      Good times.
                      Plot twist: You were the hooker and Kalle Sauerland was snorting coke off your ass!

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