Kalle Sauerland...this guy!

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  • Sparked_26
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    Kalle Sauerland...this guy!

    These tournaments have really introduced Kalle 'The Hoover' Sauerland to the wider boxing audience, especially the UK audience.

    The consensus seems to be, most British boxing fans love this guy because he's so, so weird and his flagrant ******* abuse is somehow adorable.

    Here he is giving a young lad free ringside tickets to him and his Mum because they were caught up in some trouble. Heart of gold that lad.

    At the same time there is speculation he was trying to coerce the kid to gamble, hit on the mum, and laying down preliminary plans going to use the child's hat to smuggle in Kalle's magic mix to the venue.

    The comments on this video are outstanding. Comments like those are the true meaning of the internet. When likeminded strangers get together to playfully take the piss out of someone and at the same time make them into a bit of legend because Kalle is clearly a good egg.

  • Madison Boxing
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    #2
    'The hoover' lol. Yeah the guys a legend

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    • stealthradon
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      #3
      Originally posted by Sparked_26
      At the same time there is speculation he was trying to coerce the kid to gamble, hit on the mum
      Was she a milf though? That's the important question in all of this.

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      • Morrie ATG
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        #4
        If he was a trainer like Dominic Ingle and juicing he’d already have a heart attack.

        He needs to hang around Oscar and learn how to do the yayo like a boss. We’ll then see Kalle in the red Light district wearing fish nets too that the young boys will say, “oh you mean heavy ******* and other drugs can do that? No way...”

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        • 'b'
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          #5
          Originally posted by Sparked_26
          These tournaments have really introduced Kalle 'The Hoover' Sauerland to the wider boxing audience, especially the UK audience.

          The consensus seems to be, most British boxing fans love this guy because he's so, so weird and his flagrant ******* abuse is somehow adorable.

          Here he is giving a young lad free ringside tickets to him and his Mum because they were caught up in some trouble. Heart of gold that lad.

          At the same time there is speculation he was trying to coerce the kid to gamble, hit on the mum, and laying down preliminary plans going to use the child's hat to smuggle in Kalle's magic mix to the venue.

          The comments on this video are outstanding. Comments like those are the true meaning of the internet. When likeminded strangers get together to playfully take the piss out of someone and at the same time make them into a bit of legend because Kalle is clearly a good egg.
          Honestly he doesn't even try and hide it, I've seen the creep at pressers and he can't stop fidgeting and sniffing and rubbing his nose. Then he has some cotton-mouth, weird jaw-flapping motions that remind me of this;

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          • evets
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            #6
            Raw and uncut. Kalle is a legend. Likable guy, seems business savvy, hella entertaining.

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            • Sparked_26
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              #7
              I wonder what happens if you put Kalle through one of those machines at airports that detect drugs and even drug traces.

              I reckon they'd find ******* with a trace of Kalle Sauerland.

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              • Chrismart
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                #8
                He's great Sauerland :ROCK:

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                • Chrismart
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sparked_26
                  I wonder what happens if you put Kalle through one of those machines at airports that detect drugs and even drug traces.

                  I reckon they'd find ******* with a trace of Kalle Sauerland.

                  .....

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                  • Sparked_26
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                    #10
                    It is 11h30 Greenwich Mean Time.

                    Kalle says he's enjoying 'just a bump' to take the edge off. It's a big day and he hasn't slept for 17 days.

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