Round 1 KO, mark my words. Gassiev retires and then remains a bitter ex-boxer who gets asked for his opinion on upcoming fights for a few more years and then fades away into the abyss of irrelevance. He then abuses Vodka and dies aged 29 from over-consumption.
He will be sorely missed by his friends and family who describe him as being "a loving husband, father, son and always brought a smile to everyone's face that he met."
His family then auction off his possessions for charity, including a used butt-plug that he left inserted during the entirety of the fight with Doritos.
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