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Excerpts from Kell Brook's Biopic, "Bake For This" LOL
"Brook has probably stayed up countless nights feverishly studying tape of Khan fights."
"4am. Brooks sits before his TV, drenched in sweat, bloodshot eyes, watching Khans entire career again. Kell alternates between cursing incoherently at the screen, noting down technical analysis, and bumping another line."
"Noting a new technical flaw from tape he has acquired of amateur fights when Khan was a teenager, he rewards himself by packing a chocolate brownie. Suddenly, a light flicks on in the room, his wife has awoken to find him yet again, up to old habits. "Not again, Kell…" she says sleepily putting her palm to her forehead, "I thought we’d gotten through this!" "
"Kell’s "wife" who sleeps in a different room awakens thirsty for a glass of water. She sees light coming from Kell’s bedroom. Curious and wary, she walks down the hall and investigates. There he is again. Surrounded by many plates of freshly baked untouched brownies stacked into pyramids, sitting legs crossed naked, staring at 4 separate Khan fights on 8 separate televisions. "Why do you keep doing this!" She yells. But Kell cannot hear her even tho the sound is mute on all 8 televisions."
Lmao shout out to Mexican Style, Biggie Mac, American Cholo, and Amian for this!
Found these quotes on bad left hook on the Amir Khan article, that was some of the funniest things I ever read!
It deserved it's own thread! Cheers!
"4am. Brooks sits before his TV, drenched in sweat, bloodshot eyes, watching Khans entire career again. Kell alternates between cursing incoherently at the screen, noting down technical analysis, and bumping another line."
"Noting a new technical flaw from tape he has acquired of amateur fights when Khan was a teenager, he rewards himself by packing a chocolate brownie. Suddenly, a light flicks on in the room, his wife has awoken to find him yet again, up to old habits. "Not again, Kell…" she says sleepily putting her palm to her forehead, "I thought we’d gotten through this!" "
"Kell’s "wife" who sleeps in a different room awakens thirsty for a glass of water. She sees light coming from Kell’s bedroom. Curious and wary, she walks down the hall and investigates. There he is again. Surrounded by many plates of freshly baked untouched brownies stacked into pyramids, sitting legs crossed naked, staring at 4 separate Khan fights on 8 separate televisions. "Why do you keep doing this!" She yells. But Kell cannot hear her even tho the sound is mute on all 8 televisions."
Lmao shout out to Mexican Style, Biggie Mac, American Cholo, and Amian for this!
Found these quotes on bad left hook on the Amir Khan article, that was some of the funniest things I ever read!
It deserved it's own thread! Cheers!
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