Dana White Has a Serious ******** Problem

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  • McNulty
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    Dana White Has a Serious ******** Problem

    Considering Zuffa is a thing, Dana White is fair game inside these walls.



    Lost over a million dollars in a night. Rogan says he's won seven million in a night, but that's probably a damage control lie. Like not even probably, most likely seems more appropriate. Not sure Dana White has the ability to win a million dollars of casino money in a night, never mind seven.
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    White rubs prosciutto on his balls/nut sack to relax and give him clairvoyance of these matters . Of course he leaves it in the freezer for about 20 minutes and rests it on his crotch area for about 10 minutes until the freeze numbing of solitude wears off .

    Then works his way down the floor ,the freezer must not be cold enough bc hes slipping .
    Last edited by juggernaut666; 01-05-2018, 07:04 PM.

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    • killakali
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      #3
      Originally posted by McNulty
      Considering Zuffa is a thing, Dana White is fair game inside these walls.

      Lost over a million dollars in a night. Rogan says he's won seven million in a night, but that's probably a damage control lie. Like not even probably, most likely seems more appropriate. Not sure Dana White has the ability to win a million dollars of casino money in a night, never mind seven.
      Who has the bigger ******** problem? Dana White or Floyd Mayweather?

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      • Curt Henning
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        #4
        white def has the type of money to win or lose a mil a night...and winning 7 isnt crazy if you are sitting down with a mil to play with.....

        i know guys who have dealt blackjack/baccarat to affleck and many other big money celebs....its like us sitting down with a few g's....

        years before antoine walker was really broke and it was known i had several guys that worked at foxwoods, bosses and dealers, telling me dude was gonna be in big trouble soon and was a mess over there....i saw him one night at the 24 hour diner down the road at 4 am ...and they were in the eastern conference finals against the nets!!!

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        • Teetotaler
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          #5
          Lmao why would rogan come out and talk about his ******** habit? Isn't that personal. Its like if ellerbe said that about froid. But im pretty sure rogan and white arent ****ing

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          • DeadLikeMe
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            I don't buy this Dana White is a liability garbage. The man has literally been the UFC for decades. You don't get to be the man who cut pro wrestling's throat with blow trickling out of your nose and hookers with blackeyes in your hotel room.

            He did this in the digital age. Something smells like ****, but for once it isn't what is coming out of Dana White's mouth. There is this weird squeezeplay on to slander him the last year or two.

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            • german12johnson
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              #7
              All his fights on zuffa probably gone be fixed

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              • McNulty
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                #8
                Originally posted by killakali
                Who has the bigger ******** problem? Dana White or Floyd Mayweather?
                Hard to say. Floyd bets on games and we know for sure Dana likes the casino itself and blackjack. Neither has a higher propensity for abuse.

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                • GrandmasterWang
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DeadLikeMe
                  I don't buy this Dana White is a liability garbage. The man has literally been the UFC for decades. You don't get to be the man who cut pro wrestling's throat with blow trickling out of your nose and hookers with blackeyes in your hotel room.

                  He did this in the digital age. Something smells like ****, but for once it isn't what is coming out of Dana White's mouth. There is this weird squeezeplay on to slander him the last year or two.
                  Cut pro wrestling's throat?

                  Dana loves the WWE (which isn't all of pro wrestling) and has tried to move the UFC closer to WWE in terms of what it offers (ie, scripted press conference insults, faces and heels and manufactured drama etc)

                  Btw, WWE made a lot of money last year and pro wrestling globally is very strong.

                  The UFC even brought in WWE advisers to help them 'improve' their product.

                  Dana did what he did with blow trickling out his nose but had enough cash that his hookers didn't have black eyes.

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                  • deformed tit
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Curt Henning
                    white def has the type of money to win or lose a mil a night...and winning 7 isnt crazy if you are sitting down with a mil to play with.....

                    i know guys who have dealt blackjack/baccarat to affleck and many other big money celebs....its like us sitting down with a few g's....

                    years before antoine walker was really broke and it was known i had several guys that worked at foxwoods, bosses and dealers, telling me dude was gonna be in big trouble soon and was a mess over there....i saw him one night at the 24 hour diner down the road at 4 am ...and they were in the eastern conference finals against the nets!!!
                    Heard some crap but god this wins

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