If You Ran a Club, What Boxer Would You Hire as a Bouncer?

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  • Tony Trick-Pony
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    #1

    If You Ran a Club, What Boxer Would You Hire as a Bouncer?

    I'd want to the scariest basterd in the business.

    To me, that's Vitali.

    What say you?
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    Vitali Klitschko (Silent, stone-faced)
    39.60%
    40
    Anthony Joshua (Smiling in maniacal way)
    5.94%
    6
    Deontay Wilder (Sweating from eating spicy chips)
    3.96%
    4
    Wladimir Klitschko (Friendly, stone-faced)
    8.91%
    9
    Shannon Briggs (Let's Go!)
    13.86%
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    Brian Sutherland (Bar or truck stop)
    8.91%
    9
    Tyson Fury (Wiping his nose and making jokes)
    6.93%
    7
    David Price (Stroking his chin)
    1.98%
    2
    Big Baby Miller (Stuffing his face)
    6.93%
    7
    Roman Gonzales (Midget club)
    2.97%
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  • iamboxing
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    #2
    LMAO@Gonzales midget club

    Definitely Vitali. He looks like Judge Dredd. I am the law.

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    • Vlad_
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      #3
      I would go with the Klitschko bros, and Brian Sutherland for legendary status.

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      • TheCleaner
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        #4
        king kong ortiz, poker faced ped monster

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        • N!Ck F.
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          #5
          Originally posted by anthonydavid11
          I'd want to the scariest basterd in the business.

          To me, that's Vitali.

          What say you?
          Rod Salka Obviously...

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          • Bjl12
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            #6
            Fury. He's a bumbling idiot but could easily get blokes cooperation with his size. He also is crazy

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            • Tony Trick-Pony
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              #7
              Originally posted by TheCleaner
              king kong ortiz, poker faced ped monster

              Damn.

              Good write in!

              Can't believe I overlooked the Kong!

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              • Tony Trick-Pony
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                #8
                Originally posted by Bjl12
                Fury. He's a bumbling idiot but could easily get blokes cooperation with his size. He also is crazy
                More than any heavyweight, he definitely has the crazy factor down which comes in more handy at a club than in a boxing ring IMO.

                Good choice!

                I could see Hatton and Calzaghe showing up for the blow party in the restroom.

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                • kingstip9
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                  #9
                  Vitali Klitschko no doubt.. That dude would make a killer bouncer

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                  • juggernaut666
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                    #10
                    Ive been around the bouncing game ,Tyson Fury is the correct answer here . You need someone who can communicate , can look intimidating and can actually fight and been around fighting outside a ring when boxing rules dont apply . Most of the time a bar doesnt even need a good fighter bc a sizable bouncer deflects alot of trouble away , at 6'9 you would have minimal problems in your bar .

                    P.S Wlad Klitchko has never been in ONE street fight before and is too by the book mentality . Thats the guy you dont want at the door bc if a incident would break out you want someone who doesnt have to think about possibly hurting someone !

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