Comments Thread For: Kell Brook: I'll Be Voting For Amir Khan To Eat Kangaroo Testicles

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  • umop-ap!sdn
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    #51
    I actually think this could have been a great promo for a fight. Khan should have challenged Brook to come on the show and grant Brook a fight IF he could out last Amir in the jungle bahhaha. Would get ratings out the wazoo from boxing fans just to see who would win the mental battle of living in a jungle! Shyt, id watch it! Brook would win, surviving on a diet of Khans piss and Kangaroo Balls Brownies!

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    • PsychoPat
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      #52
      Originally posted by ScottWeiland
      Whenever my woman asks me what something means I say read the context it's meant in on Urb Dict, she googles it and usually says something to the effect of 'what the hells wrong with you' I'll have often checked it first myself and the funnier it is the more I'm insistent. It's possibly my favourite website on the whole net.
      Hahaha banter, I bet you get some dirty looks off the missus with some of the words on urban I cringe reading some of them.

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      • PsychoPat
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        #53
        I want to see khan vs a cayman. Khan would potshot it with single punches from the outside, then pivot 90degree to the caymans right on the inside. But he gets tagged on the China chin by caymans tail. Swiftly claims he was outboxing it until a lapse of concentration. Calls mayweather out and gets slapped into obscurity by his cheating woman again

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          #54
          This is the only reality show that is watchable imo. Smart move by Khan, everyone watches this show in the UK. Will get him lots of mainstream exposure.

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            #55
            Originally posted by ScottWeiland
            Oh come on, if it wasnt for the jungle you'd have never seen Haye's bare ass yourself.

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            • alexguiness
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              #56
              While Khan chews down some cold kangaroo testicles in the jungle, his wife is slobbering over some juicy salty chocolate balls on the marital bed back home.

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              • thack
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                #57
                Originally posted by denium
                This is the only reality show that is watchable imo. Smart move by Khan, everyone watches this show in the UK. Will get him lots of mainstream exposure.
                Believe me he already has a lot of mainstream exposure in the UK......all for the most pathetic of reasons!

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                • P4Pdunny
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                  #58
                  haha misleading title, at first i thought "what kind of trash talk is this?". It's probably funny cos I can see Khan using the excuse about who lasts longer in the jungle, he's tried everything else to this point.

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                  • P4Pdunny
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                    #59
                    Originally posted by ScottWeiland
                    LMFAO.

                    Well Kell needs to be more careful in future going back to would be fans apartments believing they're ***.s and not just pleased to be meeting their idol tbh.
                    hahaha yea that was just odd

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                    • b00g13man
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                      #60
                      Lame. Kell needs to focus on moving forward.

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