Exclusive Interview: Audley Harrison

[kbpoetree]

u havent been assassinated yet Anorak, wow, thatz crazy,...lol, what up slut

[K-DOGG]

Post-Interview Interview:

KD: So, Audley, how does it feel being a total bust as a fighter?

AH: It bloody sucks K-DOGG. I couldn't even get laid after my last two fights. Women didn't want to be seen around me.

KD: Wow. That sucks man.

AH: Not as bad as my last two fights; but I'll be back.

KD: Rumour has it if you'd won you would have gotten a world title shot. Chances for a title fight have got to look pretty bleak at the moment.

AH: Not really. I'm going to be taking on Lennox Lewis pretty soon; and since he was the last man to hold the title, he's still the real champ. So, who needs those other guys.

KD: Lennox Lewis is making a comeback to fight you?

AH: Well, not really; but he found out I had an old Ninetendo with a workable version of Mike Tyson's Punch-out and he want's to give it a go. I'm sure I can take him.

KD: But that's not a real fight.

AH: What's your point, mate? Have I ever been involved in a real fight?

KD: *ahem* Well, thank you for you time Audley; but I can see you hair-stylist is waiting. Thanks for the inteview.

AH: I can talk for a little longer.

KD: That won't be necessary, thank you.

AH: C'mon man. Nobody in the U.K. will talk to me anymore. Listen, *sings* I'M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY! YANKEE DOODLE TILL I DIE..."

KD: *drops tape recorder and runs for his life*

AH: WAIT!!! I KNOW GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

[FeelTheA-Force]

They should have just hit him on the chin or the temple, he'd have ran a mile.

I'm still interested in Audley though because there's nothiog fundamentally wrong with his technique and he does have the tools. Plus, I think he's the funniest man in boxing (Though I'm not laughing WITH him).

Did he really come in at 265 or was that a typo?

he was 255 for the guinn fight and 253 for the williams fite. apparently hes lost 10lbs already. that makes him 245. which he was for the hersisa fight.

but he sed he will be carrerr lightest... hmmm

[TheHoff!]

lol. good interview k dogg...have some blue k.

[FeelTheA-Force]

Post-Interview Interview:

KD: So, Audley, how does it feel being a total bust as a fighter?

AH: It bloody sucks K-DOGG. I couldn't even get laid after my last two fights. Women didn't want to be seen around me.

KD: Wow. That sucks man.

AH: Not as bad as my last two fights; but I'll be back.

KD: Rumour has it if you'd won you would have gotten a world title shot. Chances for a title fight have got to look pretty bleak at the moment.

AH: Not really. I'm going to be taking on Lennox Lewis pretty soon; and since he was the last man to hold the title, he's still the real champ. So, who needs those other guys.

KD: Lennox Lewis is making a comeback to fight you?

AH: Well, not really; but he found out I had an old Ninetendo with a workable version of Mike Tyson's Punch-out and he want's to give it a go. I'm sure I can take him.

KD: But that's not a real fight.

AH: What's your point, mate? Have I ever been involved in a real fight?

KD: *ahem* Well, thank you for you time Audley; but I can see you hair-stylist is waiting. Thanks for the inteview.

AH: I can talk for a little longer.

KD: That won't be necessary, thank you.

AH: C'mon man. Nobody in the U.K. will talk to me anymore. Listen, *sings* I'M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY! YANKEE DOODLE TILL I DIE..."

KD: *drops tape recorder and runs for his life*

AH: WAIT!!! I KNOW GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

man stop hating on my boy A FORCE.

it was funny thou. but no karma for you.

[K-DOGG]

man stop hating on my boy A FORCE.

it was funny thou. but no karma for you.

Sorry. Couldn't help it.

[FeelTheA-Force]

Sorry. Couldn't help it.

wheres the quote below from? and how come you got it there ????

"When you are inspired by some great purpose, some extraordinary project, all your thoughts break their bonds. Your mind transcends limitations, your consciousness expands in every direction, and you find yourself in a new, great, and wonderful world. Dormant forces, faculties, and talents become alive, and you discover yourself to be a greater person by far than you ever dreamed yourself to be."-

- Patanjali

[K-DOGG]

wheres the quote below from? and how come you got it there ????

- Patanjali

A friend of mine sent it to me several months back after we'd had a talk about making every moment count and making the most out of every opportunity. I use it as inspiration to achieve and I've got it posted because I believe it to be true.

[K-DOGG]

Here is the Wikipedia definition of who Patanjali supposedly was...if that's what you mean:


Patañjali (Devanāgarī पतञ्जलि) is the compiler of the Yoga Sutra, a major work containing aphorisms on the practical and philosophical wisdom regarding practice of Raja Yoga. ("Yoga" in traditional Hinduism involves inner contemplation, a rigorous system of meditation practice, ethics, metaphysics, and devotion to the one common soul, God, or Brahma/Atman.)

Virtually nothing is known about the life of Patañjali, and some scholars believe he is entirely mythical. Various references suggest he lived between 200 BC and 400 AD. Ancient texts often refer to Patañjali as an incarnation of the serpent god Ananta, and he is sometimes depicted as half human and half serpent.

Patañjali is the reputed author of the Yoga Sutra, as well as commentary on Pāṇini's Sanskrit grammar (Aṣṭādhyāyī) which is called 'Mahābhāṣya'. There are also many ayurvedic texts attributed to him. Nearly all scholars believe these texts were actually written by different people in different eras.

Desiring to teach yoga to the world, he is said to have fallen (pat) from heaven into the open palms (anjali) of a woman, hence the name Patanjali.

The Yoga Sutra probably dates around AD 200. Patañjali has often been called the founder of Yoga because of this work, although in reality is more a major figure. The Yoga Sutra is a treatise on Raja Yoga, built on the Samkhya school and the Hindu scripture of the Bhagavad Gita. Yoga is also found in the Puranas, Vedas and Upanishads. Still, this work is certainly a major work among the great Hindu scriptures and certainly is the basis of Raja Yoga. Patañjali's Yoga is one of the six schools of Hindu Philosophy. They give us the earliest reference to the popular term Ashtanga Yoga which translates literally as the eight limbs of yoga. They are yama, niyama, asana, pranayama, pratyahara, dharana, dhyana and samadhi.

[FeelTheA-Force]

A friend of mine sent it to me several months back after we'd had a talk about making every moment count and making the most out of every opportunity. I use it as inspiration to achieve and I've got it posted because I believe it to be true.

a friend.. oh ok. is it a girl..