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  • Lou Cipher
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    Do Your Part To Give Boxing Much Needed Chemotharumpy

    This UFC attempt of entering the Boxing arena has CLEARLY put a major dose of stress on Bob Arum. I know the guy and believe when I tell you, there is no one cheaper, more paranoid, more disloyal or more phony than Arum. Don King? No contest. Believe that on your life.

    Stress is the silent killer, so lets all start writing Top Rank and asking them the sell to UFC. Even simple emails will stress Arum out beyond comprehension. Trust me, the guy is a miserable paranoid worry-wart who thinks everyone is trying to undermine him at every angle. Just a little more stress and he will die. Harsh as it sounds, while Arum is alive, Boxing is being killed. He already destroyed the career of Manny Pacquiao. All that money Floyd blows through is just the EXTRA money he saved by successfully getting ChemothARUMpy. Golden Boy Promotions is the result of successful ChemothARUMpy treatments to Oscar De La Hoya. Think of all the great things to come once Arum is dead and that Silver Spooned idiot Turd duBoef is left to run it. It's going to be like the WBC going from legit to s*hit as soon as Jose Slime-Man died and his idiot son started making belts for every match under the sky.

    BobArum@TopRank.TV
    T.DuBoef@toprank.TV
    CustomerService@TopRank.TV


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    To whom it may concern,

    Please do your part in welcoming UFC into the Boxing arena. As a fan, the idea of UFC's incredible format tingles my blood. I would be willing to pay top dollar for any Boxing match presented by the incredible folks at UFC. If UFC were to acquire Top Rank's roster, this would give the UFC a great boost in competing with the bigger promotional companies like Golden Boy Promotions and Mayweather Promotions.

    The success of Golden Boy Promotions and Mayweather Promotions is due to us fans being more willing to put our hard earned dollars down on fights promoted by men who have been Champion Boxer's themselves, and got into this sport for glory not money. All of whom sacrificed their health and efforts for years before every earning a single dime. The folks at UFC get it, and they match the best fighters together rather than ruining their fighters careers in order to line their own pockets.

    Top Rank has a stellar history and did some significant promotions back in the days of Muhammad Ali, which us fans respect. By acquiring a company like Top Rank with such deep roots, the UFC will be able to move Top Rank and its fighters into the foray with the big dogs like Golden Boy Promotions and Mayweather Promotions.

    For the sake of the fans, the sport and the fighters who dedicate their lives to the greatest sport in history, please do your part by allowing the UFC to acquire Top Rank or by helping them into the sport of Boxing.

    Our hard earned dollars cannot wait to be spent on UFC formatted Boxing matches!


    Kind regards,

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  • Lou Cipher
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    #2
    The website form has a 500 character limit, so use this on the website form only.


    Please Fwd to Bob Arum
    Mr. Arum, please do your part in welcoming UFC into the Boxing arena. As a fan, the idea of UFC's incredible format tingles my blood. I would be willing to pay top dollar for any Boxing match presented by the incredible folks at UFC. If UFC were to acquire Top Rank's roster, this would give the UFC a great boost in competing with the bigger promotional companies like Golden Boy Promotions and Mayweather Promotions.

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    • mlac
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      I for one, would like to see this tremendous boxing community come together as one and demand Bob pay Mr Lou his outstanding debt of 500$. wrong is wrong.

      Let's make a right guys!

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        #4
        Originally posted by mlac
        I for one, would like to see this tremendous boxing community come together as one and demand Bob pay Mr Lou his outstanding debt of 500$. wrong is wrong.

        Let's make a right guys!
        You'll have better luck getting a doctoral dissertation out of Leon Spinks than you will getting monies out of Arum.

        Lou Cipher will get his $500 worth and then some when he posts a picture of a big steaming, fibrous post-shredded wheat consumption log on Arum's grave. Straight from the healthy colon of Lou Cipher himself.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Lou Cipher
          You'll have better luck getting a doctoral dissertation out of Leon Spinks than you will getting monies out of Arum.

          Lou Cipher will get his $500 worth and then some when he posts a picture of a big steaming, fibrous post-shredded wheat consumption log on Arum's grave. Straight from the healthy colon of Lou Cipher himself.


          Did you have this way with words before getting punched in the head for a living Lou? Or is it like when someone has a stroke and they wake up being able to speak fluent french?

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          • Lou Cipher
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            Originally posted by mlac


            Did you have this way with words before getting punched in the head for a living Lou? Or is it like when someone has a stroke and they wake up being able to speak fluent french?
            Lou Cipher is an intellect and a man of the people. Lou Cipher simply has the IT factor.

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