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  • Lou Cipher
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    Anthony Joshua Falls Like Bruce Seldon When Clipped

    When a fighter falls the way AJ did after Klitchko's 40 year old corpse landed that slow ass punch telegraphed from Siberia, it's even worse news than the attendance at Floyd Mayweathers caulkroach titty bar on a Saturday night.

    AJ didn't just drop like a flash knockdown. He did the Doo-Doo Dance then dropped like a sack of crap. Looked exactly like the way Bob Sapp falls to get out of trouble or the way Bruce Seldon falls when a fly farts on his jaw.

    This is why AJ is ducking WildTurd. If Deontay comes in swinging those imaginary frying pans at AJ and accidentally brushes his chin, AJ is going to be doing the Multiple Sclerosis Shuffle all the way to the unemployment line.
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    beyond ******, did everybody in nsb forgot that wlad is fearsome puncher?? certainly the best puncher boxing have in the last 15 years. and puncher will always be a puncher even he were old and past prime.

    idk... maybe you're trolling

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    • Lou Cipher
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      Originally posted by betmen
      beyond ******, did everybody in nsb forgot that wlad is fearsome puncher?? certainly the best puncher boxing have in the last 15 years. and puncher will always be a puncher even he were old and past prime.

      idk... maybe you're trolling
      Stop being ignorant.

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      • betmen
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        #4
        Originally posted by Lou Cipher
        Stop being ignorant.
        ignorant of what?

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        • 1hourRun
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          #5


          We sending a missile down that way #bombsquad.

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          • Lou Cipher
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            #6
            Originally posted by betmen
            ignorant of what?
            Stop asking questions. Just do what I tell you, when I tell you and do it how I tell you to do it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lou Cipher
              When a fighter falls the way AJ did after Klitchko's 40 year old corpse landed that slow ass punch telegraphed from Siberia, it's even worse news than the attendance at Floyd Mayweathers caulkroach titty bar on a Saturday night.

              AJ didn't just drop like a flash knockdown. He did the Doo-Doo Dance then dropped like a sack of crap. Looked exactly like the way Bob Sapp falls to get out of trouble or the way Bruce Seldon falls when a fly farts on his jaw.

              This is why AJ is ducking WildTurd. If Deontay comes in swinging those imaginary frying pans at AJ and accidentally brushes his chin, AJ is going to be doing the Multiple Sclerosis Shuffle all the way to the unemployment line.
              Hate to admit it, but while Cipher may be psychotic 99.999% of the time, he happens to have a point here.

              No one is saying that Wilder is Wlad, even a 40 year old Wlad.

              What has to be admitted however is that Deontay is HELLA ATHLETIC, and HAS NEVER FAILED TO LAND HIS POWER ON HIS OPPONENT'S CHIN- no matter what the skill level of that opponent.

              He WILL land punches on AJ as AJ is presently and where Anthony did get up from what Wlad laid down, he may not when Deontay does his chin check.

              I believe this is the real reason Hearn has not made the match and I doubt it will be made until very late 2018 at the earliest...and that's being optimistic.

              If Hearn really wants to make the fight, he needs to guarantee Wilder a shot, not put straw men (Whyte) in the way.

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              • vaynardevil
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                Bumsquaaad

                any heavyweight could fall from that deadly straight hand, including windmill
                i wonder if wilder can resist AJ's uppercut

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                • Lou Cipher
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                  #9
                  Looks like Anthony Joshua saw this thread and realized he needed to start bringing in his own ref

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                  • Redd Foxx
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                    I remember some idiot saying, "Smart of AJ to go down on purpose there because he knew he needed a moment to recover."

                    I do think AJ is chinny. Wilder presents a danger in that regard. But, AJ has strong fundamentals that Wilder doesn't so it would be a big challenge for Deontay to land that one clean right.

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