How can I tell if Max Kellerman gave me herpes?

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  • Vegemil
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    How can I tell if Max Kellerman gave me herpes?

    I hear all of these rumors that my boy Max is a big fan of the herps and I also have a cold sore on my face. Since he is the only one I know with it, my theory is that he snuck into my room at night and kissed me on the lips. How can I get tested?
  • Vlad_
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    #2
    Send this post card to Max, see if you get a reply:

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    • Madison Boxing
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      #3
      yeah, that sounds like its got max kellerman written all over it...

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        #4
        Doctor go to yourself the checked and out get.

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        • Vlad_
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          #5
          Originally posted by !!!111
          Doctor go to yourself the checked and out get.

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          • .:: JSFD26 ::.
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            #6
            You can't be tested for herpes can you? I thought we all have herpes but then something makes it blow up or something.

            Maybe someone more educated can enlighten us.

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            • The Time
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              #7
              Max rubbed his schlong on your mouth when you were asleep.

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              • Vegemil
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                #8
                Originally posted by Vlad_
                Send this post card to Max, see if you get a reply:
                His wife prohibits me from sending him more letters.

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                • Vegemil
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by .:: JSFD26 ::.
                  You can't be tested for herpes can you? I thought we all have herpes but then something makes it blow up or something.

                  Maybe someone more educated can enlighten us.
                  I'm 99.69% sure it was Max.

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                  • lopetego
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                    #10
                    You can get herpes from everywhere if your immune system is weak

                    even by touching a keyboard that someone with herpes touched before

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