My Uber was Andre Wards Cuzn..

[SeekDaGreat]

No, you just admitted to being an Uber driver. You're broke and you drive a 2009 Honda Civic.

Hondas are what you..... Nah nm.


Nexxxxxtttttttt.

[Shaolin Sword]

Hondas are what you..... Nah nm.


Nexxxxxtttttttt.

Sure thing, Uber driver.

5th and Figueroa, please. And drive fast, I'm late for my meeting.

[SeekDaGreat]

Sure thing, Uber driver.

5th and Figueroa, please. And drive fast, I'm late for my meeting.

I love sushi.

[Shaolin Sword]

I love sushi.

That's nice, btw I like the candy and water you've supplied in the back of your 2009 Honda Civic. I really do appreciate the amenities in your little Civic. Maybe I'll give you a small tip after you drive me to my destination. I'll think about it.

[SeekDaGreat]

That's nice, btw I like the candy and water you've supplied in the back of your 2009 Honda Civic. I really do appreciate the amenities in your little Civic. Maybe I'll give you a small tip after you drive me to my destination. I'll think about it.

I ****s with chow mein.

[Shaolin Sword]

I ****s with chow mein.

Interesting, are you asking me out on a date? I know of a few good spots that have Sushi and Chow mein, but I'm sorry I'm not a ***. And even if I was, I don't really do the whole "Uber driver" thing, sorry friend. I need my partner to have a real, stable career. Not driving a 2009 civic for a living.

[SeekDaGreat]

Interesting, are you asking me out on a date? I know of a few good spots that have Sushi and Chow mein, but I'm sorry I'm not a ***. And even if I was, I don't really do the whole "Uber driver" thing, sorry friend. I need my partner to have a real, stable career. Not driving a 2009 civic for a living.

That sweet and sour pork tho.

[Shaolin Sword]

That sweet and sour pork tho.

I'm sorry, if you're going to treat me to lunch the best you can do is Panda Express. I don't know how much you have saved up, but Uber has some very low wages so I know you aren't very wealthy. But it's OK, I like Panda Express from time to time. Will you be OK without any coupons?

[SeekDaGreat]

I'm sorry, if you're going to treat me to lunch the best you can do is Panda Express. I don't know how much you have saved up, but Uber has some very low wages so I know you aren't very wealthy. But it's OK, I like Panda Express from time to time. Will you be OK without any coupons?

That beef and broccoli.

[Kigali]

Cousin from the daddies side or the mamas side? Thatll make a big difference in credibility...

I bet it does to a mestizo