Klitschko: "I Am Like Mount Everest"

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  • iamboxing
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    Klitschko: "I Am Like Mount Everest"

    “This may sound arrogant but I am like Mount Everest. You can climb it during a certain period of time – during two weeks in April I believe – and say: ‘I conquered Everest.’ Then you’ve got to run down because it’s going to take you down if you miss the time."
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  • Straight Up
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    Mt Everest is an adventure. it is not boring. you are boring. i bet even that petite Hayden falls asleep when you **** her because you don't have other techniques but to thrust middle.

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      #3
      ^ Sex fantasies aside, Everest is a good analogy for his style. The typical Wlad fight over his career was forcing his opponent to commit, punishing them for it with his tall jab then knocking them out when they're too weathered to function properly.

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      • Cheek busting
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        #4
        Originally posted by Straight Up
        Mt Everest is an adventure. it is not boring. you are boring. i bet even that petite Hayden falls asleep when you **** her because you don't have other techniques but to thrust middle.
        For men who are well-endowed - that is all you need.

        Straight up missionary penetration leaves the sheets covered in fem-cum every-time.

        Poor little fellows like you must learn all these techniques to even try to please a girl, yet she is still cheating on you every chance she gets. Poor little bugger :/

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        • Jedi Vader
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          #5
          A fat and depressed Fury climbed Mount Everest, with ease.

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          • A.K
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            #6
            More like magic mountain going out of buisiness

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            • Larry the boss
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              #7
              put all your money on Joshua..he sounds like Ortiz saying he was like a tree

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              • A.K
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                #8
                Originally posted by larryxxx.
                put all your money on Joshua..he sounds like Ortiz saying he was like a tree
                Smart moves

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                • SN!PER
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                  #9
                  And Joshua is an earthquake

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                  • bojangles1987
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                    #10
                    Is he like Mount Everest in that he's been conquered a few times already and it's not so big a deal anymore?

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