You're strolling along and Mike Tyson grabs your girls Azz what do you do?

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  • MasterPlan
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    #21
    Originally posted by Poppo168
    I'm talking about a young and angry Mike Tyson looking for trouble haha
    Oh well, I'll tell him how my lady likes it.
    "You wanna grab her ass with both hands Mike, look like this!"
    "She likes you to grip it like you're openning a jar of pickles."

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    • Metho_4u
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      #22
      Mike's married, he knows after a few years of that you gotta cook, do the dishes, take out the trash, and put the kid to bed or you ain't grabbing nothing.

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      • Jewish-Reptile
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        #23
        I'd ignore her, pretend I didn't hear her and then when we were far enough away 'I'd be like where is that muvver fücka ?' 'Nobody hits on my girl' find the weediest guy and say 'you looking at my woman fa.ggot ?' Then beat his ass into submission.

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        • boxinggod101
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          #24
          Lol @ people saying they would fight him. Yeah sure buddy...

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          • WesternChamp
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            #25
            Originally posted by boxinggod101
            Lol @ people saying they would fight him. Yeah sure buddy...
            not everyone was born with a pu55y.

            nobody is saying they can beat tyson's ass. but you're just gonna stand there and do/say nothing if tyson grab your girl's booty intentionally? what a biatch.

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            • GGG Gloveking
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              #26
              Originally posted by boxinggod101
              Lol @ people saying they would fight him. Yeah sure buddy...
              I know, right?! Fučk fighting his ass, I'm sticking the blade in his big, roided up looking ass

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              • vaynardevil
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                #27
                pretend i don't know anything lol
                if my gf angry, so be it

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                • bluepete
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                  #28
                  I imagine the jujitsu guys are just joking. If not have a little look at Derek Chisora having a wrestle and imagine how you would've assumed you'd have took him down. And then remember you ain't Randy Couture lol.

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                  • Poppo168
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                    #29
                    Originally posted by bluepete
                    I imagine the jujitsu guys are just joking. If not have a little look at Derek Chisora having a wrestle and imagine how you would've assumed you'd have took him down. And then remember you ain't Randy Couture lol.
                    I'd just like to clear this up haha, I would go for it but i'm pretty sure even with my grappling skills i'd end up dead, gotta protect your woman and your own pride though brother

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                    • Rip Chudd
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                      #30
                      The question is...What would B.Suth do?

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