Why would I want to stop showering, lose all my muscle tone, gain 40 lbs of fat, start balding, acquire gingivitis, have plastic surgery to give myself the ******* of 32 year hispanic woman with 9 kids, get rid of all my money, move back in with my mom and scream in her face for leaving ice chunks in my hot pockets, join the online gaming community, give up all my friends, nauseate women and fold my penis in half?



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