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Title says: BIGPOPPAPUMP Was 178 Years Old In 1756
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Title says: BIGPOPPAPUMP Was 178 Years Old In 1756
His job is to report boxing news on a boxing website by the name of "Boxingscene.com", he simply goes by the username of "Big Poppa Pump", named after the WWE wrestler Scott Steiner who's nickname is also Big Poppa Pump. Reporter Clark Kent has exposed BPP's biggest secret yet. The man was actually born in the year 1578, making him 178 years old today. What is BPP's secret to stay young? That's easy, he's not human, he's an alien. Big Poppa Pump has come out and admitted to the internet that he is an alien from the same galaxy, in fact the same star system, as Bernard Hopkins, who hasn't been born yet, a future professional boxer. In the alien race that BPP comes from, the Anunaki, males are said to be able to live for up to 745 years, about nine times more than a male human being. We discovered three things about aliens for sure. One, they live for a heck of a lot longer than us, two, boxing is universal, and three, aliens can indeed travel through space and live among us peacefully.
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