James Toney's Power!

Collapse
Collapse
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • !! Mr. Soprano
    THE BOSS
    Super Champion - 5,000-10,000 posts
    • Mar 2005
    • 7106
    • 576
    • 2,446
    • 16,129

    #1

    James Toney's Power!

    James Toney's Power!


    A few days ago, James Toney was walking in the streets of Detroit and happen to see a Burger King on the other side of the street he was walking on.

    Oh No! said James.. I'm not going to go in, I just want to peep through the window to see if they have gotten anything new on the menu.

    So James crossed the street and approach the restaurant window.

    Unable to see from so far away, James has decided to come in, but assured himself that he will not buy anything.

    Once he walked in and started reading the menu, he noticed that a new Texas Double Whooper was winking at him.

    "What if this is just an introductory offer?" James asked himself.. "What if I will not have a chance to try it? I know what I'll do, I'm gonna buy it and put it in my fridge at home.. save it for later" Continued on James

    So James buys some new Whoppers and continues on Home...

    After he came home, he put the new treat in his fridge and moved on to watch TV on the couch. But the though of having the new Whoppers would not leave him alone... "Let me at least smell the new flavor" he said to himself.. "I will not even unwrap it!"

    So James went to the fridge and took the whoppers out to smell the delicatessen through the paper wrap... "Boy it smells good! I wonder what they put in there?! I just want to look at what's inside, but I will NOT eat it"

    So James unwrapped his purchase, looked inside and put it unwrapped on the table in front of him. He stared at it for a few minutes, which seamed a lifetime... grabbed it and bit a half of it immediately!

    James smiled to himself for a while "I did NOT want to eat it, but still did! Oh Boy! Now that's some will power"
  • beezy 14
    Contender
    Silver Champion - 100-500 posts
    • Apr 2006
    • 426
    • 17
    • 0
    • 6,690

    #2
    Funny!! But James has still had one hell of a career and is a sure fire hall of famer. Maybe it coulda been better had he trained and watched his weight,but even now at 37 if he gets in decent shape he could still beat most of the heavyweights.

    Comment

    • Truth
      Old School Member
      Unified Champion - 10,00-20,000 posts
      • May 2004
      • 18228
      • 578
      • 409
      • 30,780

      #3
      Hes an alltime great boxer and all he gets is fat jokes..sad.

      Comment

      • GunStar
        Banned
        Unified Champion - 10,00-20,000 posts
        • Oct 2005
        • 10656
        • 774
        • 2,464
        • 12,344

        #4
        Originally posted by !! Mr. Soprano
        James Toney's Power!


        A few days ago, James Toney was walking in the streets of Detroit and happen to see a Burger King on the other side of the street he was walking on.

        Oh No! said James.. I'm not going to go in, I just want to peep through the window to see if they have gotten anything new on the menu.

        So James crossed the street and approach the restaurant window.

        Unable to see from so far away, James has decided to come in, but assured himself that he will not buy anything.

        Once he walked in and started reading the menu, he noticed that a new Texas Double Whooper was winking at him.

        "What if this is just an introductory offer?" James asked himself.. "What if I will not have a chance to try it? I know what I'll do, I'm gonna buy it and put it in my fridge at home.. save it for later" Continued on James

        So James buys some new Whoppers and continues on Home...

        After he came home, he put the new treat in his fridge and moved on to watch TV on the couch. But the though of having the new Whoppers would not leave him alone... "Let me at least smell the new flavor" he said to himself.. "I will not even unwrap it!"

        So James went to the fridge and took the whoppers out to smell the delicatessen through the paper wrap... "Boy it smells good! I wonder what they put in there?! I just want to look at what's inside, but I will NOT eat it"

        So James unwrapped his purchase, looked inside and put it unwrapped on the table in front of him. He stared at it for a few minutes, which seamed a lifetime... grabbed it and bit a half of it immediately!

        James smiled to himself for a while "I did NOT want to eat it, but still did! Oh Boy! Now that's some will power"
        Lol, you probably made that up, but it was pretty funny.

        Comment

        • K-DOGG
          Mitakuye Oyasin
          Super Champion - 5,000-10,000 posts
          • Mar 2006
          • 5851
          • 406
          • 396
          • 25,885

          #5
          Originally posted by TRUTH
          Hes an alltime great boxer and all he gets is fat jokes..sad.
          Don't worry about it. Once he's been retired for about 10 years and people start discussing great middleweights and pound-4-pound fighters, they will discuss James Toney.....and there will only be occasionaly snickering about how he really took the POUND-4-POUND THING toooo seriously late in his career.

          Comment

          • joeboxer
            Black Square
            Platinum Champion - 1,000-5,000 posts
            • Nov 2003
            • 3960
            • 260
            • 337
            • 12,264

            #6
            But have you tried the new Whopper?

            Seriously. How can you fault the guy for enjoying that ****.


            Bastards!

            Comment

            • !! Mr. Soprano
              THE BOSS
              Super Champion - 5,000-10,000 posts
              • Mar 2005
              • 7106
              • 576
              • 2,446
              • 16,129

              #7
              Originally posted by joeboxer
              But have you tried the new Whopper?

              Seriously. How can you fault the guy for enjoying that ****.


              Bastards!
              LOL!

              Good One Joe

              Comment

              • !! Mr. Soprano
                THE BOSS
                Super Champion - 5,000-10,000 posts
                • Mar 2005
                • 7106
                • 576
                • 2,446
                • 16,129

                #8
                Originally posted by TRUTH
                Hes an alltime great boxer and all he gets is fat jokes..sad.
                Well, no one is denying his greatness, and there is nothing wrong with a little fat joke...

                Cheer up...

                P.S. If James disrespects his own body, why can't I?

                Comment

                • ROSEWOOD
                  THE SOUTH STILL HOLDIN
                  Platinum Champion - 1,000-5,000 posts
                  • May 2006
                  • 4683
                  • 209
                  • 195
                  • 12,093

                  #9
                  Originally posted by !! Mr. Soprano
                  James Toney's Power!


                  A few days ago, James Toney was walking in the streets of Detroit and happen to see a Burger King on the other side of the street he was walking on.

                  Oh No! said James.. I'm not going to go in, I just want to peep through the window to see if they have gotten anything new on the menu.

                  So James crossed the street and approach the restaurant window.

                  Unable to see from so far away, James has decided to come in, but assured himself that he will not buy anything.

                  Once he walked in and started reading the menu, he noticed that a new Texas Double Whooper was winking at him.

                  "What if this is just an introductory offer?" James asked himself.. "What if I will not have a chance to try it? I know what I'll do, I'm gonna buy it and put it in my fridge at home.. save it for later" Continued on James

                  So James buys some new Whoppers and continues on Home...

                  After he came home, he put the new treat in his fridge and moved on to watch TV on the couch. But the though of having the new Whoppers would not leave him alone... "Let me at least smell the new flavor" he said to himself.. "I will not even unwrap it!"

                  So James went to the fridge and took the whoppers out to smell the delicatessen through the paper wrap... "Boy it smells good! I wonder what they put in there?! I just want to look at what's inside, but I will NOT eat it"

                  So James unwrapped his purchase, looked inside and put it unwrapped on the table in front of him. He stared at it for a few minutes, which seamed a lifetime... grabbed it and bit a half of it immediately!

                  James smiled to himself for a while "I did NOT want to eat it, but still did! Oh Boy! Now that's some will power"
                  Toney is a sure Hall of Fame inductee playa so you should keep that ****** ass joke to yourself.....

                  Comment

                  • joeytrimble
                    zipper!
                    Platinum Champion - 1,000-5,000 posts
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 3941
                    • 123
                    • 81
                    • 10,484

                    #10
                    those whoppers will give you blood ****s for 3 ****in weeks i try to stear clear of that garbage

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    TOP