Build The Perfect Boxer

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  • onikami
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    #1

    Build The Perfect Boxer

    Humans. I'm from Mars. I have been watching this thing you call 'Boxing' for many decades. I have listened to your debates about who is the greatest. I have now decided to take elements of many boxers and to build a perfect fighter who will be unbeatable forever. Here is my perfect boxer:

    He will be made up of the following componants:

    Fist: Mike Tyson
    Height: Klitchko
    Face: De La Hoya (one for the ladies and men-(if your that way inclined)
    Biceps: Bowe
    Agility: Prince Naseem Hamid
    Speed: Ricky Hatton
    Endurance: Joe Frasier
    Charisma: Ali.

    In the interest of racial equality, the boxer will be neither black or white, but Simpsons Yellow and will be called "Mariyan" (as in from Mars and the being perfect, a twist on the German term Aryan)
  • MGG
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    #2
    Fist: David Tua
    Height: Vit Klitschko
    Face: James Toney
    Biceps: George Foreman
    Agility: Mike McCallum
    Speed: Willie Pep
    Endurance: Larry Holmes
    Charisma: Muhammed Ali

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    • Hurlex
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      #3
      fist:Mayorga/Hearns

      height:6'0 feet (height doesnt mean anything if you dont have skills to back it up)+to much height can hurt you

      face:Gatti/micky ward

      biceps:Tyson/Foreman

      agility:Ali

      speed:Mayweather

      endurance:Frazier/Holyfield(prime)

      charisma:Gatti/Ali

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      • MlLkMan
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        #4
        Fist: Mike Tyson
        Height: Antonio Tarver
        Face: Marco Antonio Barrera
        Biceps: Tito Trinidad
        Agility: Roy Jones Jr.
        Speed: Manny Pacquiao
        Endurance: Muhammad Ali
        Charisma: Floyd Mayweather Jr.

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        • onikami
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          #5
          What? Gatti and Toney better looking then De la Hoya? You guys need to get a sight test. Oscar is the best looking boxer around.

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          • Konstantin
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            #6
            Fist: Cory Spinks
            Height: Packman
            Face: Ebo
            Biceps: Butterbean
            Agility: George Forman
            Speed: Butterbean
            Endurance: Butterbean
            Charisma: Ward

            its quite obvious that butterbean is the all around best fighter

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            • onikami
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              #7
              Sorry, but never heard of Butterbean. So, your post is invalid.

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              • {BrownBomber}
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                #8
                Fist:Julian Jackson
                Height: Evander
                Face: Oscar
                Biceps: Roy Jones
                Agility:Ricardo Lopez
                Speed hands:Meldrik Taylor
                Speed Feet: Pretty Boy
                Endurance: Salvador Sanchez
                Charisma: Jorge Paez
                Chin: Julio Cesar Chavez
                Heart: Lamotta

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                • straightjab65
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                  #9
                  Fist: Rocky Marciano
                  Height: Lennox Lewis
                  Face: De La Hoya
                  Biceps: Tyson
                  Agility: Roy Jones
                  Speed: Miguel Cotto
                  Endurance: Bernard Hopkins
                  Charisma: Ali

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                  • onikami
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by straightjab65
                    Fist: Rocky Marciano
                    Height: Lennox Lewis
                    Face: De La Hoya
                    Biceps: Tyson
                    Agility: Roy Jones
                    Speed: Miguel Cotto
                    Endurance: Bernard Hopkins
                    Charisma: Ali
                    Dont really think you've seen a Marciano fight. So, think you should replace it with Tyson.

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