Humans. I'm from Mars. I have been watching this thing you call 'Boxing' for many decades. I have listened to your debates about who is the greatest. I have now decided to take elements of many boxers and to build a perfect fighter who will be unbeatable forever. Here is my perfect boxer:
He will be made up of the following componants:
Fist: Mike Tyson
Height: Klitchko
Face: De La Hoya (one for the ladies and men-(if your that way inclined)
Biceps: Bowe
Agility: Prince Naseem Hamid
Speed: Ricky Hatton
Endurance: Joe Frasier
Charisma: Ali.
In the interest of racial equality, the boxer will be neither black or white, but Simpsons Yellow and will be called "Mariyan" (as in from Mars and the being perfect, a twist on the German term Aryan)
He will be made up of the following componants:
Fist: Mike Tyson
Height: Klitchko
Face: De La Hoya (one for the ladies and men-(if your that way inclined)
Biceps: Bowe
Agility: Prince Naseem Hamid
Speed: Ricky Hatton
Endurance: Joe Frasier
Charisma: Ali.
In the interest of racial equality, the boxer will be neither black or white, but Simpsons Yellow and will be called "Mariyan" (as in from Mars and the being perfect, a twist on the German term Aryan)
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