The greatest boxing story ever

[*TonyMontana*]

OK we gonna write a story folks
Must be boxing related
No racism
Everybody gets to add one line only
Those are the only rules
Have fun

[*TonyMontana*]

Once upon a time....

[Madison Boxing]

in a city in kazahkstan....

[TheMexHurricane]

The end...........

[TheBoxingXpert]

was near but not there...

[SeekDaGreat]

"when I was a middleweight fighting welterweights...."

[TheBoxingXpert]

I fantasised about raping a dwarf...

[Larry the boss]

My eyes filled with tears as i neared ejaculation

[Sun_Tzu]

Then I realized I had severe **** leakage.

[BodiesInFlight]

and that's when Leonard Ellerbe walked in