What if LeBron James had been a boxer?

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  • Derranged
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    #11
    Didn't he leave a game early when he had cramps?

    He quits after one body shot...

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    • j0zef
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      #12
      I forget who the comedian was but.. "*** Wayne Gretzsky. Wait till you see LeBron on some skates! He's gonna hit the puck with his d1ck. SLAPSHOT BIAAATCH"

      Pretty much how I see him as a boxer as well.

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      • NapalmKnuckles
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        #13
        Originally posted by j0zef
        I forget who the comedian was but.. "*** Wayne Gretzsky. Wait till you see LeBron on some skates! He's gonna hit the puck with his d1ck. SLAPSHOT BIAAATCH"

        Pretty much how I see him as a boxer as well.
        Chris Rock, sir.

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        • MasterPlan
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          #14
          Forner player Kendall Gill fought professionally. He had four fights and was 4-0.

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          • Beercules
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            #15
            Originally posted by bojangles1987
            Something tells me Lebron can't take a punch to save his life.
            Lol I have the same feeling.


            Seth Mitchell type chin, what happened to him?

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            • BoxingFan85
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              #16
              Originally posted by Beercules
              Curry is 6'3 and 180 pounds soaking wet lol.


              Wilder and him is a toss up.
              Going by his body proportions, he is better built than Wilder.. Wilder has got some real skinny legs for a boxer.. LeBron looks like he would probably take a good punch..
              I got LeBron winning by TKO

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              • glenn mcrory
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                #17
                We would be treated to the world's funniest lowlight reel.
                Searching LeBron James boxing victory would produce 0 google search results.
                I would say Eric Crumble's consecutive knockout loss record would no longer be safe and probably guaranteed to be broken, but LeBron would cry and probably quit after taking his first punch, if you know, that doesnt knock him out cold.

                Not that would stop him him from crying and quitting, he can just do that after the bath salts wake him up.

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                • -PBP-
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                  #18
                  You can't pass to your teammates in boxing

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                  • Rich2123
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by j0zef
                    I forget who the comedian was but.. "*** Wayne Gretzsky. Wait till you see LeBron on some skates! He's gonna hit the puck with his d1ck. SLAPSHOT BIAAATCH"

                    Pretty much how I see him as a boxer as well.
                    I am pretty sure a guy who kept pulling his d1ck out a lot would get disqualified and lose all the time.
                    Plus, that would not be very good on tv. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

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                    • ramses07
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                      #20
                      depends on his chin. you can be athletically gifted in every aspect, but if you're chinny in the heavy weight division its over

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