Fists of Fluff never consumed PED's it was me, I tainted his jelly donuts. Their it is settled can I transform back into Scott Weiland now using my ***ish magic ?
Tyson 'Fists of Fluff' Fury is innocent.
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Yes, its obvious.
Those powerful ***s knew Tyson Fury was a threat to their global dominance so they did whatever they could to sully the good mans name and bring him down.Comment
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Fluff is inbred but that should not held against him, let us not hold Fluff responsible for the actions of his father forcing himself upon Fluff's auntie and the resulting night of passion spawning young Fluff into the world. It is well documented in Manchester England that Gypsy John Fury could not find another mans eye socket to make love to that evening and unfortunately took Fluff's auntie to be his (un)lawful wedded wife.
I will go on record as to say it was a ***ish conspiracy using magic to make John succomb to the urges he had been feeling his entire life up until that point. It was my spell, I owe you all an apology. I am sorry.Comment
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This is all true. I can verify everything. This man is not I repeat is not a complete idiot.Comment
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Fluff is inbred but that should not held against him, let us not hold Fluff responsible for the actions of his father forcing himself upon Fluff's auntie and the resulting night of passion spawning young Fluff into the world. It is well documented in Manchester England that Gypsy John Fury could not find another mans eye socket to make love to that evening and unfortunately took Fluff's auntie to be his (un)lawful wedded wife.
I will go on record as to say it was a ***ish conspiracy using magic to make John succomb to the urges he had been feeling his entire life up until that point. It was my spell, I owe you all an apology. I am sorry.
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