Post a boxing short story

[TheBoxingXpert]

Post a small piece of fiction based on the world of boxing. I will start with an example, of course.

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Story 1: It Needs To Marinate

Canelo woke up. He once again had a nightmare of lying helplessly in the ring while a victorious Golovkin was receiving the love of the crowd. It was a bad night, but it didn't neccesarily mean that the day would be bad. Canelo decided to get himself some breakfast and forget about it. It was time for some deepfried chocolate cake. However, before he managed to put his teeth into it, Oscar came and took it away.
- "Canelo. You know that you can't do this, right? You're never gonna cut weight for Liam Smith if you keep eating like this"
- "I have lost weight already!"
- "Well. Let's see about that"
Oscar and Canelo went to the bathroom and weighted Canelo. His weight was at 185lbs.
- "See? You're too fat" Oscar said.
- "Why can't I just fight at 168lbs? There is no Golovkin there and I'm tired of this sick weight loss"
- "Because you're not gonna last there! I'm thinking about your safety!"
Canelo couldn't believe his own ears. Oscar was doubting his abilities.
- "I have had enough" Canelo cried as he left the house.
Outside, a group of people approached him.
- "Oh, look, it's Cowardnelo. When are you gonna fight Golovkin?"
- "In Mexico, we don't **** around!" Canelo cried and ran back to his house. This was getting too much.
- "Oscar, I feel that I should just fight Golovkin and take my loss like a man. People are losing their respect for me"
- "Okay. The fight will happen"
- "I'm a bit nervous. When will it happen?"
Oscar softly kissed him on the lips.
- "When you're ready. The fight just needs to marinate"
It continued like that for a few years, until both Canelo and Oscar got destroyed by a meteor... The end.
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[TheBoxingXpert]

Bring your stories, people, don't be boring.

[soul_survivor]

I haven't got the time to write a short story but I once met a drunk Ricky Hatton (back when he was fat) and he had curry stains all down his shirt. I think he had been sick cos I could smell the vomit. So there's that.

[MPX309]

Once up on a time, Amir Khan moved upto to 155. Got knocked out
The end.

[mlac]

once upon a time a nerdling came to a forum called himself boxingXpert said a whole bunch of ridiculous schit like Joe louis was overrated and fought nobody and one of the most technically talented big men in todays scene is crap and will lose to a polak football hooligan

[daggum]

not a story but more of a joke:

julio cesar chavez jr walked into a boxing gym........get it?

[TheBoxingXpert]

once upon a time a nerdling came to a forum called himself boxingXpert said a whole bunch of ridiculous schit like Joe louis was overrated and fought nobody and one of the most technically talented big men in todays scene is crap and will lose to a polak football hooligan

When people regard Joe Louis as one of the ten best boxers ever, then yes, he's very overrated. He was a good boxer, though, he just wouldn't be competive in modern heavyweight. Look at his fights against Walcott, he's extremely limited.

As for Usyk losing to Glowacki... It's gonna happen and you know it. My predictions always turn out to be true, you should be used to it by now.

[juggernaut666]

There was once a woman named Sissy Statix a 6'5 250 pounder long black hair male who wore green lipstick and berlap and panty hose . She grew up in the 1902 and was a closet Transexual with the inner demons of wanting to box men and an appetite for serial killing .She had a fixation of poisoning guys with garlic chocolate chip cookies .She would kidnap big guys ,strip them ,hang them by their feet in a cellar like a heavy bag so she wouldn't be called for low blows .After she got her practice in she would lower them down and nail their hands tothe wooden floor .On the floor Sissy had a small cage covered with a blanket ,inside was a 4'2 dwarf named Punchy who had curly blond hair and a purple cape,he was called that because he would mount the helpless victims and whip out his giant nine and a half inch kock and punch it in the hole,he was also a good boxer who Sissy would also use as a face mitt.She would dispose the bodies in the manhattan river just before light came up.

One night she had spotted boxing champion Sullivan and had followed him for a few blocks ,this was her chance to take on Sullivan with the help of a few chocolate chip cookies .Sissy quickly approached him but he went into the pub .She waited hours and then he came out ,apon stumbling Sullivan had been easily duped into a garlic chocolate chip cookie he was quickly subdoed and she walked him to her hidden location . Sullivan got the shyte beat out of him and when the final moment of Punchy about to mount something strange happened .

Out of nowhere a 5'2 thick 600 pound Rock Pig crashed down the stairs .It had thick 3 feet tusks and rammed thru Punchy's back splattering blood everywhere and made a quick turn running stright at Sissy ,the Rock Pig had hit her knee caps breaking them instantly ,it was the end of Sissy s boxing days .

Sullivan only response was " Rocky what took you so long " The End


Rumor has it this was the reasoning behind Sullivans excessive drinking and what this rock pig was is still a mystery! This was also said to be the inspiration for the Rocky name that Stallone came up with.........