Having read up on his ancestry, it would appear dear old Lomachenko has British roots. Yes, he was born in Ukraine, but he descends from British blood.
This, naturally, explains why he's so good at boxing. Whilst watching him in the early hours of Sunday morning i turned to my wife and said 'there's no way he's from Ukraine with a style like that'. I then added...'i'm sure he must have British blood in him'.
A little research (feel free to do it yourself) and i came across an old article which said his Great Grandfather was actually called Brian and he lived happily and peacefully in Basingstoke.
I KNEW IT.
You see, some things are obvious in life....Michael Jackson was white, ***** is a nudger, and Lomachenko is from Hampshire.
I suggest Bob Arum replaces that weird yellow and blue flag thing and replaces it with the proud, universally recognised and adored flag of Great Britain, the TRUE lineal home of Lomachenko.
This, naturally, explains why he's so good at boxing. Whilst watching him in the early hours of Sunday morning i turned to my wife and said 'there's no way he's from Ukraine with a style like that'. I then added...'i'm sure he must have British blood in him'.
A little research (feel free to do it yourself) and i came across an old article which said his Great Grandfather was actually called Brian and he lived happily and peacefully in Basingstoke.
I KNEW IT.
You see, some things are obvious in life....Michael Jackson was white, ***** is a nudger, and Lomachenko is from Hampshire.
I suggest Bob Arum replaces that weird yellow and blue flag thing and replaces it with the proud, universally recognised and adored flag of Great Britain, the TRUE lineal home of Lomachenko.
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