Are you a total couch potato? (Someone who has NOT boxed or sparred?)

[boliodogs]

A lot of you won't know what it's like to take a punch, unless you've ever been punched.

That's probably a concept that's gone over the heads of 90% of you popcorn-eating armchair critics, so let me break it down a little more so your small brains can try to comprehend my point, if that's at all possible.

If you've sparred - not necessarily boxed as an am or pro, but sparred - you'll know what it's like to take a punch. If you've never been in a fight or sparred, you won't.

Want me to break it down some more? How about what it's like to be in a ring for 36 minutes, when you're exhausted, and the shots are wearing you down, like when I got hit 187,000 times by Michael Nunn and was robbed of the decision? If you haven't been in that situation, you can't know what it's like.

This is a complex statement, so most of you will be simply unable to grasp it. But why not swing by my online store? I've got Weekend At Bernie's 2 on Betamax, and some William Joppy car bumper stickers.

If Michael Nunn hit you 187,000 times how could you possibly have been robbed of the decision??? Did you hit Nunn 287,000 times. Computer box punch counters would be proud of you. I sparred hundreds of rounds and boxed 27 3 round amateur fights while in the US army. Coach potato is a poor choice of words. There are many people in the world who have never sparred or been in a fight who are in terrific shape and the opposite of a coach potato. Some of them run Marathons and run 10 miles or more daily. Others swim for miles or work out in a gym for hours every day. I am guessing almost all posters here have been in a fight or sparred at least once in their lives considering how much they love boxing. If you fought Nunn you must be a former boxer so why not just say who you are? Why are you talking down to us and saying we have small brains and can't comprehend your point? Go eat ****. You are a rude A hole. Can you comprehend that? Quit acting like you are better and smarter than everyone else because you aren't. Shove your online store up your ass. I would never buy anything from an arrogant jackass.

[BrometheusBob.]

I've been a couch potato for 15 years though. Or put another way, for 15 years I've been a couch potato. Do you understand what I'm saying bro?

[Guest]

If Michael Nunn hit you 187,000 times how could you possibly have been robbed of the decision??? Did you hit Nunn 287,000 times. Computer box punch counters would be proud of you. I sparred hundreds of rounds and boxed 27 3 round amateur fights while in the US army. Coach potato is a poor choice of words. There are many people in the world who have never sparred or been in a fight who are in terrific shape and the opposite of a coach potato. Some of them run Marathons and run 10 miles or more daily. Others swim for miles or work out in a gym for hours every day. I am guessing almost all posters here have been in a fight or sparred at least once in their lives considering how much they love boxing. If you fought Nunn you must be a former boxer so why not just say who you are? Why are you talking down to us and saying we have small brains and can't comprehend your point? Go eat ****. You are a rude A hole. Can you comprehend that? Quit acting like you are better and smarter than everyone else because you aren't. Shove your online store up your ass. I would never buy anything from an arrogant jackass.

Satire, bro:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=709453

[Gods We Faked]

If boxers don't understand the game better than the rest of us how do you account for all the ex boxers who became wealthy betting on boxing?

[johnm is...]

Satire, bro:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=709453

Some of them run marathons, Anorak. MARATHONS.

Fuck your online store (I mean I'm still gonna scoop one of those bumper stickers, though).

[-Hyperion-]

Love these threads was expecting it the moment that other thread was made.

[Guest]

Love these threads was expecting it the moment that other thread was made.

You guys are such piss-takers.

[ßringer]

I don't know if it's because I'm high, because I haven't read one of your Scully piss takes in years, or because this was genuinely fantastic, but I giggled my dick off reading this one.

[-MEGA-]

I don't know if it's because I'm high, because I haven't read one of your Scully piss takes in years, or because this was genuinely fantastic, but I giggled my dick off reading this one.

So you giggled about an inch or two huh?


Now if you had a snake like Canelo's I'd picture you laughing uncontrollably for hours.

[ßringer]

So you giggled about an inch or two huh?


Now if you had a snake like Canelo's I'd picture you laughing uncontrollably for hours.

I'd whip it out and show it to you for approval but I'm sure it's still stuck in Rockin's mouth somewhere.